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It is said that magic
has disappeared from our world

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a very long time ago,

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and that humanity no longer
can fulfill their desires

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through the power of wishes.

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For those who share their wondrous vision
have lost their childhood,

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the story is told here
of a little boy

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and his magical Christmas wish

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that changed his life forever.

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It started in 1985, in a
town just outside Boston.

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It was Christmas Eve, and all the
children were in good spirits.

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That special time of year

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when the children of
Boston came together

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and the Jewish children
gave us a beating.

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Hey, Greenbaum!

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Uh-oh.

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It's Jesus
his birthday tomorrow

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and you know what
he gets from me?

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What?

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My fist in you
damn face!

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Why would Jesus want that?

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Grab him!

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But there was a child who
was not in such a high mood.

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Little John Bennett

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that one boy like
there is one in every district

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who is having a hard time
to make friends.

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Hey guys, can I play?

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Get out of here, Bennett.

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Get lost, Bennett!

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Get out of here, Bennett!

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Yes, Bennett, get over it.

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John longed
with all his heart

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to that one true friend
that he could call his own.

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And he knew that if he was that friend,
would ever find

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he would never let him go.

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Well, like every year, it came
Christmas morning is finally here.

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All the children opened up
their presents with festive joy.

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And to little John Bennett,

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spent Christmas day one
very special newcomer.

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Wow!

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I think Santa saw it
how good you were this year, huh?

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Aw! Merry Christmas, John.

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I love you!

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He's talking!

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I'm going to call you Teddy.

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John became
instantly attached to Teddy.

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There was something about that bear

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that made him feel as if
he finally had a boyfriend

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who he is with
could share deepest secrets.

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I love you!

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I love you too, Teddy.

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You know, I wish you
could really talk to me.

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Because then we can do the best
friends are forever and ever.

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Now, if there's one thing
that you can be sure of,

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is that there is nothing more powerful
then a wish from a little boy.

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Except an Apache helicopter.

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Has an Apache helicopter
machine guns and rockets.

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It has an incredible
impressive arsenal of weapons,

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a full-fledged killing machine.

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Well, as it turned out,

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that John had the perfect night
had chosen to make his wish.

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Teddy?

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Hug me.

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You're my best friend, John.

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Do you...
Did you just say something?

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Don't look so surprised.

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You're the one who
it wished, didn't it?

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Yes.
I wished that.

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Well, here I am.

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You mean we
are best friends in real life?

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For real.

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Forever and ever?

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Sounds good to me.

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John was pretty much like that
the happiest boy in the world

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and he couldn't wait
to tell everyone the good news.

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Well, I think this year we'll have one
had a wonderful Christmas.

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One of the best.

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And I especially enjoyed it
gift you gave me last night.

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Well, my big strong man
works so hard all year.

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That I thought
you deserved a Christmas treat.

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I would call it more
then a little treat.

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I think those veneers are just there
a smoother ride for me.

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Mmm. Well, that is
why i love you so much.

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Seriously,
that was an excellent blowjob.

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Mom, Dad, you know what?
My teddy bear is alive!

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Really and truly?
Well, isn't that exciting.

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No, Mom, he's really alive.
Just look.

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Merry Christmas,
everyone.

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Jesus H. Fuck!

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Let's all be best friends.

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Oh my God!

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John, get away from that thing.
Come here now.

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But, Dad...
Come here!

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Listen to your father!
Come here!

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Helen, my gun.
Dad, no!

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Is it a stuffed gun?

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Helen, my gun,
and call the police!

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Sorry, Mr. Bennett, it wasn't
my intention to scare someone.

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I only want that
John and I are friends.

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Yes, Dad, I wished
last night that Teddy was alive

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and my wish came true.

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Oh my God!

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It's a miracle.

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It's a Christmas miracle.

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You're just like
the baby Jesus.

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Well, it didn't take long before
the story of John's little miracle

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was distributed in the country.

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From a Boston suburb

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comes, which without a doubt,
a very incredible story...

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A little boy's hug

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has magically come to life,
for some unknown reason...

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Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did!
Kijk wat Jezus deed!

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If everyone understands this verse,
Please fix it.

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In what case is it
Funny how they don't expect anything

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gets a slap against her ear
a man next to her

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Weldra, was Teddy
uitgegroeid tot een enorme beroemdheid

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op zijn eigen manier.

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Hallo, Teddy.

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Jij... Je benteen...
Je verrast me.

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Om een ​​of andere reden
dacht ik dat je groter zou zijn.

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En ik dacht dat
je grappiger zou zijn.

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Wat zijn je favoriete
televisie programs?

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Hmm, ik hou van
Gimme a Break...

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Pappa. Ik wil
een teddybeer.

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Hey! Wat heeft papa je juist
given for your birthday, huh?

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A rake.
That's right.

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An excellent rake.
A birthday rake.

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So if you have the
clean the garden, you don't have to

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the leaves do not
to pick up with your hands.

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But, Dad.
I want the bear on TV.

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Donny. Shut up, will you? Daddy
is making out with new mom.

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But, daddy?
Go to your hammock!

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Have you ever watched this show?

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Yes. When Leno was the host.

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Despite all that fame,

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Teddy never has been
dearest friend, forgot John.

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Thunder can't get us, right?

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No, we're damn friends
and thunder knows it.

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We are completely safe.

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Teddy?

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Yes, John?

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Promise we will
will always be together?

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I promise.

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Thunder buddies for life.

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And that was a promise
none of them would ever forget.

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So, be true
John and Teddy today?

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Well, let me
saying it this way.

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It doesn't matter how big the splash
is what you create in this world,

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Whether you're Corey Feidman,
Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber,

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or are a talking teddy bear,

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eventually possible
no one cares.

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Do I dare look at the clock?

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Look, all I'm saying is that
Boston women, generally,

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a paler, uglier breed of women
than there is life somewhere else.

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That's nonsense. What about Lori?
She's hot.

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No, Lori is from Pennsylvania.
That's not a Boston girl.

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They're not that bad.

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See, the fact that
you say they are not ugly

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means
that they are ugly.

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Have you ever heard how a Boston
girl has an orgasm?

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Oh, yes, oh, yes!
Louder! Louder!

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Oh my God
that was so good!

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Now I'm going to stuff my face
with Pepperidge Farm bread!

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Jesus, this is weak.

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I don't even get high. I have to
let's talk to my weed man.

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It works for me.

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I think it sucks.
I'm going to have a talk with him.

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I don't know if you can go to one
drug dealer comes with complaints.

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No, I've known this man for a long time.
I've known him since 9/11.

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Remember? It was,
like, “Oh, shit, 9/11

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I need to get high.”

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Is it 9:30?
Yes.

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Shit, I have to
to work!

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I don't know
or I can drive!

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It's okay, I'll drive.
I feel fine.

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Fuck!
Shit.

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Oh man!

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Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That one
car came out of nowhere.

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God, is it bad?

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Oh man!

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John! Can I
speak to you, please?

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Shit.

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It's okay, go, go, go.
I'll make my plan here.

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Hi, Thomas, how are you?

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Asshole!

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That's my mistake.
I was sending a tweet.

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John, it's almost 10:00.

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I know, sir, I'm sorry.
It wasn't my fault.

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What do you mean?

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I guess I wasn't really prepared
for another question.

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John, whatever you need
doing it is not screwing up,

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and you'll get my job if I do
go to the board next month.

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You are the new one
branch manager.

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The only thing you don't
have to do is mess it up.

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I know.
Good.

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Glad to hear that.

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Because in a month, my
life be your life.

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A lousy job, $38,000 a year
branch manager

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that personal friend
is with Tom Skerritt.

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That's not a bad life, right?

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No

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I'm going to show you something
that I don't like to show to people

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because I don't want that
they treat me differently.

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Tree.
That's me and Skerritt.

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Wow.

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Damn right, “Wow.”

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I'm going to hold you accountable
for damaging the car

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and for it too
be late today, okay?

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Try a little more
to be responsible tomorrow.

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yes, sir, I promise.

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I'm not going to you
disappoint, Goose.

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What?

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Top Gun.

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So?

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Tom Skerritt.

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I know that.

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I don't see him as an actor anymore.
Just, like, a man.

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Like, we work... We worked together
to my garage two months ago.

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He helped with
to hang a garage gate.

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Have you ever had a garage?
gate hung with Tom Skerritt?

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No
No

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Have you ever gone mini golfing with
Tom Skerritt's wife and her child?

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No, you haven't.

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Have you ever been to
going to see a Bulls game,

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Chicago Bulls game
Chicago with Tom Skerritt?

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No
No

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You don't have it. Okay.

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Liberty, fast track,
Skerritt, John.

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Thank you, sir.

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Okay, here are your keys,
your rental agreement,

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and one free
map of Boston.

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Thank you for choosing Liberty.
Drive safely.

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Thank you.
Thank you very much.

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I heard you got caught.

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Jesus, Guy, you don't look good, man.
What happened?

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I don't know, I was fucked
completely gone last night.

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My phone says I texted someone to
3:15, to beat me up.

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And at 4:30, I texted
the same person to say, "Thank you."

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And you can't remember anything anymore?

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No, just like last time.

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It just seems a bit
wimps, right?

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Don't know.
Maybe, yes.

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Well, you think you're part
of some kind of gay beat-up underworld?

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Like one of those gay ones
beat-up clubs or something?

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Don't know.
I hit on girls, man.

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I can't remember anything.
I was so fucked up.

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Maybe I'm gay
I don't know.

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Would it bother you?
to take over from me?

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Can I just lie down for a moment?
lie down in the toilet.

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Hey, friends.
Where is it hanging?

250
00:16:14,817 --> 00:16:16,401
Hey, Alix, are you okay?
Did you get into the club last night?

251
00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:20,022
I couldn't get in because the
bouncer was a fatty.

252
00:16:20,107 --> 00:16:21,482
But I have friends
created in the queue.

253
00:16:21,692 --> 00:16:22,859
That's good, I guess.

254
00:16:22,943 --> 00:16:25,570
Hey guys, you know
someone a nice restaurant,

255
00:16:25,654 --> 00:16:26,648
something like that where they...

256
00:16:26,732 --> 00:16:27,983
free chewing gum
give in the bathrooms?

257
00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:29,192
For what?

258
00:16:29,277 --> 00:16:30,735
Lori and I have been together for four years tomorrow.

259
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:32,487
I want to take her somewhere fun.

260
00:16:32,607 --> 00:16:34,275
Aw, congratulations, John.

261
00:16:34,401 --> 00:16:36,152
You've been together for four years?

262
00:16:36,319 --> 00:16:38,237
My longest
relationship was six months

263
00:16:38,321 --> 00:16:39,774
she farted in her sleep.

264
00:16:39,859 --> 00:16:42,609
 I thought, "I'm out of here, man."
I was gone before she woke up.

265
00:16:42,986 --> 00:16:44,820
You're not
very tolerant, huh?

266
00:16:45,155 --> 00:16:46,315
Did Lori ever fart on you?

267
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,442
Yes.

268
00:16:48,527 --> 00:16:50,486
Really and truly?
Yes, many times.

269
00:16:51,238 --> 00:16:52,983
Are you Italian?
No.

270
00:16:54,402 --> 00:16:55,444
Why?

271
00:16:55,987 --> 00:16:57,529
Never mind.
Take her to Benihana.

272
00:16:57,697 --> 00:16:59,567
John, look, don't you think?
after four years

273
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,776
that they have something more
then expecting a dinner?

274
00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:02,944
Like what?

275
00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:07,025
I don't know, but if it were me,
I would expect a proposal.

276
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,653
Come on, no one expects
a proposal from the other.

277
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,107
I mean,
it's not marriage...

278
00:17:12,317 --> 00:17:14,819
Isn't love enough? I think
that love is enough.

279
00:17:15,154 --> 00:17:17,983
You can stick the ring in her ass,
and let her fart him out.

280
00:17:25,317 --> 00:17:27,777
So bad, but so good.

281
00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:30,816
Yes. It is a study in contrasts.

282
00:17:31,192 --> 00:17:33,652
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, me
love this part here.

283
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:36,196
He is there for each of us!

284
00:17:36,733 --> 00:17:38,568
Stands for each of us!

285
00:17:38,694 --> 00:17:40,445
He will save us with a mighty hand

286
00:17:40,529 --> 00:17:43,483
Every man, every woman, every child
With a mighty flash!

287
00:17:43,568 --> 00:17:45,734
Yes. Hell, yeah.
Flash! Oh, my God.

288
00:17:45,819 --> 00:17:47,319
Oh yes, before I forget,

289
00:17:47,404 --> 00:17:48,654
we still need to meet up,

290
00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:50,233
before the Bruins game
tomorrow night.

291
00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:52,527
Nope, I can't. I
take Lori out to dinner.

292
00:17:52,611 --> 00:17:53,611
For what?

293
00:17:53,696 --> 00:17:55,649
Well, we are
four years together tomorrow.

294
00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,151
Oh, damn. Nice.

295
00:17:57,569 --> 00:17:59,153
Let me ask you something.

296
00:17:59,237 --> 00:18:00,237
Do you think they

297
00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:01,983
something big is expected?

298
00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:03,359
What, like anal?

299
00:18:03,443 --> 00:18:06,570
No, like a damn
round gold thing on her finger.

300
00:18:06,696 --> 00:18:09,358
Oh, damn!
It's only four years, Johnny.

301
00:18:09,442 --> 00:18:11,277
We have been together for 27 years.

302
00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:14,280
Where's my ring?
Where's my ring, dick?

303
00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:16,234
Where's my ring, motherfucker?
Stop it. Come on!

304
00:18:16,318 --> 00:18:18,653
Slide it over my
fluffy finger, you bastard! Come on!

305
00:18:18,737 --> 00:18:19,779
Okay,
stop it!

306
00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:21,150
Okay,
You know what I mean.

307
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,111
But do you think they
expected me to do that?

308
00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:27,482
No, I don't think so. And not
just that, it's the wrong time.

309
00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:30,026
It's a terrible idea.
I mean, there's the economy.

310
00:18:30,111 --> 00:18:32,112
There is inflation, and justice.

311
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:33,238
What I mean is, look at Haiti.

312
00:18:33,608 --> 00:18:35,359
I didn't think of that.

313
00:18:35,443 --> 00:18:37,194
Well, that's... a factor.

314
00:18:37,696 --> 00:18:38,779
Who are you?

315
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:42,402
Fiash Gordon. Quarterback,
New York Jets.

316
00:18:42,778 --> 00:18:44,946
This is the American one
fantasy, right here.

317
00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:48,860
A professional NFL player
called upon to save the world.

318
00:18:48,944 --> 00:18:51,070
Tom Brady could do that.
Tom Brady could do that!

319
00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:53,859
Hello.
Bye, darling.

320
00:18:53,943 --> 00:18:54,943
Hello, Lori.

321
00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:56,778
Hi.
Hi.

322
00:18:56,988 --> 00:18:58,029
What have you got there?

323
00:18:58,114 --> 00:19:00,276
Turkey burgers.
Turkey burgers.

324
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,987
Will there be homosexuals?
dinner tonight?

325
00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:05,239
Ha-ha. No, just you gays.

326
00:19:05,442 --> 00:19:06,568
Whoa!
Whoa!

327
00:19:07,153 --> 00:19:10,279
You just got mine
joke used against me, but, haha.

328
00:19:10,363 --> 00:19:11,363
How was your work?

329
00:19:11,489 --> 00:19:12,650
It was good.

330
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,110
How's your idiot boss?

331
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,528
Rex is fine.

332
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,400
He just targeted me today
, that's a good sign.

333
00:19:18,651 --> 00:19:20,193
Hey, Johnny,
How about a beer?

334
00:19:20,278 --> 00:19:21,653
A few
Charles Brewkowski?

335
00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:23,530
A pair of Brew stoyevskis?

336
00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:25,568
Maybe a Mike Brew gaslowski?

337
00:19:25,652 --> 00:19:27,111
Maybe a Tedy Brew ski?

338
00:19:27,195 --> 00:19:28,195
That's a good one.

339
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,650
You know what, I think I do too
a Martina Navrati brewski wants.

340
00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:32,818
No, that doesn't work.

341
00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:33,944
Don't screw it up now. No

342
00:19:34,154 --> 00:19:35,404
Nonsense!
That was correct.

343
00:19:35,488 --> 00:19:36,488
No, no.

344
00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:37,942
Yes, it does.
It doesn't work.

345
00:19:38,026 --> 00:19:39,360
The name must be a
have "ski" at the end

346
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,863
and you just put "brewski" on
the end of 'Martina Navratilova, "...

347
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,733
I thought we were funny
were saying names.

348
00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:46,069
No, it has to be one
have "ski" at the end of it.

349
00:19:46,154 --> 00:19:47,362
Where else is the challenge?

350
00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:49,698
If there is no "ski" on it
is the end of the root word

351
00:19:49,782 --> 00:19:52,694
then we would
just saying idiotic nonsense.

352
00:20:01,948 --> 00:20:02,942
Hey.

353
00:20:03,193 --> 00:20:04,569
They have the
missing hikers found.

354
00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:05,695
Really and truly?

355
00:20:05,779 --> 00:20:06,779
Yes.
What happened?

356
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,489
They said that
they were separated

357
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,110
And one of them was sitting
with his foot stuck under a rock,

358
00:20:10,194 --> 00:20:11,528
for five days.

359
00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:13,028
Wow.
Mmm.

360
00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:16,985
You know, like your leg
would be stuck under a rock.

361
00:20:17,069 --> 00:20:18,570
I would chew it off
to get you released.

362
00:20:19,572 --> 00:20:20,530
Would you do that?

363
00:20:20,614 --> 00:20:21,698
Of course.

364
00:20:21,776 --> 00:20:23,235
Is that cannibalism?

365
00:20:23,319 --> 00:20:25,779
No, I think it is
cannibalism is when you swallow.

366
00:20:25,864 --> 00:20:27,030
Oh, yes, no!

367
00:20:27,115 --> 00:20:28,860
Don't worry about that,
because I don't swallow it.

368
00:20:29,153 --> 00:20:30,736
Really and truly? Because
that's not what I heard.

369
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:33,822
Well, it's not true, okay?
Damn, I'm a fancy tutbel.

370
00:20:33,906 --> 00:20:35,442
Yes.

371
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,820
I see that.

372
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,780
Listen, speaking of chic,

373
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:42,026
Ciao Bella is one
really expensive restaurant.

374
00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:44,946
We can tomorrow
go somewhere else.

375
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,198
I don't mind,
as long as we are together.

376
00:20:47,777 --> 00:20:49,361
How are you fooling me?

377
00:20:49,445 --> 00:20:51,196
No, no, no.
We've been together for four years.

378
00:20:51,281 --> 00:20:52,865
I'll take you to
the best place in town.

379
00:20:52,949 --> 00:20:55,051
I've been pooping for two days
to make as much room as possible.

380
00:20:55,135 --> 00:20:56,878
I mean, I know
exactly what I'm going to order.

381
00:20:56,904 --> 00:20:58,905
You're so disgusting.

382
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,025
And I love you.

383
00:21:00,861 --> 00:21:02,862
I love you too.
And you are naughty.

384
00:21:03,113 --> 00:21:05,030
Do you want to be naughty?

385
00:21:05,115 --> 00:21:07,152
You are a naughty girl.

386
00:21:11,365 --> 00:21:13,360
Damn
cock sucking bastard!

387
00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:14,444
I don't understand.

388
00:21:14,529 --> 00:21:17,196
Thirty-five years old and you are
still afraid of a little thunder.

389
00:21:17,281 --> 00:21:18,823
That's not me!

390
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,196
Thunder buddies for life,
Right, Johnny? Damn right.

391
00:21:23,322 --> 00:21:25,282
Let's sing the thunder song.
Okay.

392
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:28,487
When you hear the sound of thunder
then don't get too scared

393
00:21:28,572 --> 00:21:32,152
Get your ass buddy.
And say these magic words

394
00:21:32,528 --> 00:21:35,864
Fall dead, thunder
You can suck my cock

395
00:21:36,031 --> 00:21:38,860
You can't catch me, bugger
you are a fart from God.

396
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,320
Ugh!

397
00:21:42,739 --> 00:21:45,110
Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm
set at 11am?

398
00:21:45,194 --> 00:21:46,903
I have a lot
things to do tomorrow.

399
00:22:00,155 --> 00:22:01,196
Good morning, Lori.

400
00:22:01,406 --> 00:22:02,990
Good morning.

401
00:22:08,282 --> 00:22:10,068
Okay.
Are you okay, darling?

402
00:22:10,153 --> 00:22:12,112
You see one
a little nervous.

403
00:22:12,196 --> 00:22:13,238
I'm okay, I'm okay,

404
00:22:13,322 --> 00:22:15,490
I just didn't have time for it
breakfast and the parking garage was full,

405
00:22:15,575 --> 00:22:17,736
oh yes, right, and if there is a thunderstorm possible
my friend can't get to sleep

406
00:22:17,821 --> 00:22:19,029
without his teddy bear.

407
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,114
I don't understand why you
sticks with him.

408
00:22:21,198 --> 00:22:24,862
I mean, the guy is 35, and he
works for a rental car company.

409
00:22:25,238 --> 00:22:26,780
You know, there
it really doesn't matter.

410
00:22:26,865 --> 00:22:29,944
I don't care. I would
even loving him as a janitor.

411
00:22:30,028 --> 00:22:33,573
He has a big one
heart and we laugh a lot.

412
00:22:33,657 --> 00:22:36,945
It's just a bonus that
he's the hottest man in Boston.

413
00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:39,030
Don't know. I wish he
would get his life in order.

414
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,532
Our lives.
And he can't do that.

415
00:22:41,658 --> 00:22:44,112
And, I swear to God,
that it's because of that bear.

416
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,198
You have to give him an ultimatum.
It's you or the bear.

417
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,529
No, I can't do that.
That would destroy him.

418
00:22:50,613 --> 00:22:54,199
By the way,
what if he chose ted?

419
00:22:54,534 --> 00:22:55,528
Well, hello there.

420
00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:57,780
Sorry if I miss you
interrupt private girls conversation

421
00:22:57,865 --> 00:22:59,323
about
Channing Tatum's index finger.

422
00:22:59,408 --> 00:23:01,611
But, Lori, I have to
see you in my office.

423
00:23:01,696 --> 00:23:03,946
Yes, the point is Rex, I still have
a lot of work I have to do...

424
00:23:04,030 --> 00:23:06,615
Oh, this is work
I swear.

425
00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:09,779
Great.

426
00:23:10,197 --> 00:23:11,865
Good luck.
Thank you.

427
00:23:12,950 --> 00:23:14,236
He's such a dick.

428
00:23:14,362 --> 00:23:16,238
Completely crazy.
He's such a pervert.

429
00:23:16,364 --> 00:23:19,283
One hundred dollars that he
shows her the photo of the diving team.

430
00:23:20,028 --> 00:23:22,280
Look at this.

431
00:23:22,364 --> 00:23:24,698
That's me in it
high school diving team.

432
00:23:24,782 --> 00:23:26,652
We dived as the best that year
in that pool.

433
00:23:27,404 --> 00:23:30,573
Now, if you look closely, you'll see
the contours of my root.

434
00:23:30,657 --> 00:23:32,324
You promised me that
this was about work.

435
00:23:32,450 --> 00:23:34,612
Lori, why don't you like me?

436
00:23:34,697 --> 00:23:36,781
I'm rich, I look good,
my father owns the company.

437
00:23:36,866 --> 00:23:38,950
I have a boyfriend.
I already told you that.

438
00:23:39,034 --> 00:23:40,571
Oh yes, the man with the bear.

439
00:23:40,655 --> 00:23:43,699
But I'm talking about one
adult relationship, Lori.

440
00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:47,112
If we were together,
our babies would be special.

441
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:51,783
With my top-of-the-pyramid
Caucasian genes and your dash

442
00:23:52,654 --> 00:23:56,115
dark, beautiful, smoky...

443
00:23:56,366 --> 00:23:58,200
Baltics? Czech?

444
00:23:58,362 --> 00:23:59,904
Goodbye, Rex.

445
00:24:00,030 --> 00:24:02,073
Okay, you're fired.
No, I'm not.

446
00:24:26,991 --> 00:24:28,073
Oh!

447
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:30,236
Okay, that was perfect.

448
00:24:30,445 --> 00:24:32,029
Do you want me to pack up the leftovers?

449
00:24:32,114 --> 00:24:33,656
No, not for me.
Thank you.

450
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,491
You can do it alone
pack this for me?

451
00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:36,653
I want to scare someone.

452
00:24:36,737 --> 00:24:37,737
Certainly.

453
00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:38,989
Say what are you
five years old?

454
00:24:39,073 --> 00:24:40,073
Yes.

455
00:24:40,283 --> 00:24:42,492
But I can read like one
six year old, so...

456
00:24:43,905 --> 00:24:48,033
Sir and Madam,
here's your dessert

457
00:24:48,118 --> 00:24:50,070
and champagne.

458
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:51,488
Ooh!

459
00:24:51,739 --> 00:24:53,073
Cristal.

460
00:24:53,157 --> 00:24:55,820
It's a special evening.
We've been together for four years.

461
00:24:55,904 --> 00:24:58,531
And hey, all those rich black ones
people can't be wrong, right?

462
00:25:02,071 --> 00:25:03,947
It doesn't feel
like four years, right?

463
00:25:04,574 --> 00:25:05,907
No, not at all.

464
00:25:06,158 --> 00:25:09,446
You know, you had nothing
to look for on that dance floor,

465
00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:11,573
but i'm really happy
that it was you.

466
00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:19,491
This song is so big.

467
00:25:19,576 --> 00:25:22,613
Oh, yes.
Chris Brown can do no wrong.

468
00:25:23,031 --> 00:25:24,949
Wow, you can do something with it.

469
00:25:25,033 --> 00:25:27,243
You think so, huh?
Take a look at this.

470
00:25:33,904 --> 00:25:35,154
Oh my God!

471
00:25:35,990 --> 00:25:37,323
Are you okay?

472
00:25:37,408 --> 00:25:38,616
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

473
00:25:38,701 --> 00:25:39,868
No problem, I'm fine,
I'm fine.

474
00:25:39,952 --> 00:25:41,822
Jesus, I'm sorry.
I didn't see you.

475
00:25:41,848 --> 00:25:42,723
It was an accident.

476
00:25:42,782 --> 00:25:43,866
Did you hurt your head?

477
00:25:43,950 --> 00:25:45,576
Yes, my head hurts a lot.

478
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:47,238
Oh, man. Come here,
I'll get you some ice cream.

479
00:25:51,577 --> 00:25:52,576
Ouch!

480
00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:55,197
Sorry, sorry.
Does it hurt?

481
00:25:58,159 --> 00:26:00,905
No, it's fine.

482
00:26:02,575 --> 00:26:05,243
Okay, here's a test to see how
how much you actually care about me.

483
00:26:05,989 --> 00:26:07,865
You remember that night,
after the club

484
00:26:07,949 --> 00:26:11,785
when we left and eggs
and ate waffles until about 5:00 am

485
00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:14,823
We then watched a movie on the
small TV at dinner.

486
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,241
What was the name of the movie.

487
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:17,742
Octopussy.

488
00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:20,906
Baby! A gold star.

489
00:26:20,991 --> 00:26:23,284
And, this too, my
dancing wasn't that bad.

490
00:26:23,368 --> 00:26:25,196
It was really bad.
I had cool moves.

491
00:26:25,281 --> 00:26:26,656
Yes, like people with Parkinson's.

492
00:26:26,740 --> 00:26:27,991
That's not how I remember it.

493
00:26:28,075 --> 00:26:29,409
Okay, then how do you remember it?

494
00:26:59,283 --> 00:27:01,242
Okay,
whatever you say.

495
00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:02,702
Hey
Yes?

496
00:27:02,786 --> 00:27:04,114
Here's to four more years.

497
00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:06,116
Okay.
You make me happy.

498
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,493
Now, I know we
said no gifts, but...

499
00:27:08,578 --> 00:27:09,572
We didn't say that.

500
00:27:09,656 --> 00:27:12,491
I have something for you after all
violation of the "no gift" rule.

501
00:27:12,576 --> 00:27:13,784
We didn't have a rule like that.

502
00:27:13,869 --> 00:27:17,281
Lori, I wanted to
gave you this a long time ago.

503
00:27:20,451 --> 00:27:21,702
John...

504
00:27:27,411 --> 00:27:30,115
Those are the ones you wanted, right?
From that kiosk at the mall.

505
00:27:31,242 --> 00:27:32,742
Yes.

506
00:27:34,781 --> 00:27:36,282
You know, Lori,

507
00:27:36,366 --> 00:27:37,783
one day, will
there is a ring in here.

508
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,910
But I want to wait until I
can give you something special.

509
00:27:40,995 --> 00:27:42,823
I don't have the money right now.

510
00:27:44,617 --> 00:27:47,202
Look, I'm just saying this
because I love you.

511
00:27:47,287 --> 00:27:48,781
You're not really going
build a career

512
00:27:48,907 --> 00:27:50,449
if you stay your time
waste with Ted.

513
00:27:50,534 --> 00:27:51,576
Oh dear, here we go.

514
00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,286
Baby, please ask
whether Ted wants to move

515
00:27:53,370 --> 00:27:54,739
so that further
can live with us.

516
00:27:54,824 --> 00:27:57,367
Lori, look, he's already mine
my best friend for eight years.

517
00:27:57,451 --> 00:27:59,077
I was not a popular child.

518
00:28:00,823 --> 00:28:02,448
Know that I don't
had friends before he came.

519
00:28:02,533 --> 00:28:04,868
He is the only reason why
I've gained some damn self-confidence.

520
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,322
I could have ended up like that
Asian boy at Virginia Tech,

521
00:28:07,407 --> 00:28:08,615
but that didn't happen thanks to him.

522
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:11,326
So, you know, I'm not that crazy,
to just kick him out.

523
00:28:11,411 --> 00:28:13,698
Well, it's good to know that one
talking teddy bear is the only thing

524
00:28:13,782 --> 00:28:15,449
that prevents you from
shoot your classmates.

525
00:28:15,534 --> 00:28:18,578
But you are no longer eight.
You are 35 years old.

526
00:28:18,662 --> 00:28:20,781
And unless you
you're too blind to notice,

527
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:22,616
he is not you
only friend left.

528
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,285
Can we get there?
talk about it another time,

529
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,780
and just enjoy
our birthday dinner?

530
00:28:36,578 --> 00:28:38,120
Oh shit, wait a minute.

531
00:28:38,532 --> 00:28:40,366
My phone is under there somewhere
the chair fell.

532
00:28:40,450 --> 00:28:41,492
Can you give me a call?

533
00:28:41,701 --> 00:28:42,909
Yes.

534
00:28:57,246 --> 00:28:58,699
Is that my ringtone?

535
00:28:59,117 --> 00:29:00,534
Oh, yes.

536
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,119
What is that?
It sounds negative.

537
00:29:03,203 --> 00:29:05,115
No, no,
it's from The Notebook.

538
00:29:05,992 --> 00:29:07,033
Oh.

539
00:29:07,618 --> 00:29:09,286
This works
take some time, I think.

540
00:29:09,370 --> 00:29:10,656
I'll see you upstairs then?

541
00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:12,283
Okay, I'll be right there.

542
00:29:20,327 --> 00:29:21,369
Oh!

543
00:29:21,453 --> 00:29:23,073
Lori, hey
You're home early.

544
00:29:23,157 --> 00:29:24,782
What is this?

545
00:29:24,866 --> 00:29:27,285
The ladies and I were just
Jack and Jill watching.

546
00:29:27,369 --> 00:29:31,283
Adam Sandler plays a man and his
sister, and it's just awful.

547
00:29:31,367 --> 00:29:32,450
It's not watchable.

548
00:29:32,535 --> 00:29:34,286
But, they are whores,
so it's fine.

549
00:29:34,370 --> 00:29:36,865
This place is a dump.
Who are these girls?

550
00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,576
Oh. Where are my manners?

551
00:29:38,743 --> 00:29:43,366
Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly,
Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc.

552
00:29:43,701 --> 00:29:44,784
I love you girls.

553
00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:47,369
You know, somewhere out there
his four terrible fathers

554
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,490
Which I would like to thank
for this wonderful evening.

555
00:29:49,575 --> 00:29:50,992
What is that?

556
00:29:51,201 --> 00:29:52,535
What's what?

557
00:29:53,036 --> 00:29:55,156
There is...

558
00:29:55,241 --> 00:29:57,158
...a turd on my floor.

559
00:29:57,410 --> 00:29:59,494
In the corner,
there's a turd!

560
00:29:59,579 --> 00:30:01,782
Oh my God!
You know what?

561
00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:03,742
That's some Dierdre there
was probably doing.

562
00:30:03,827 --> 00:30:06,245
I know she's crouched in
the corner sat for a long time?

563
00:30:06,329 --> 00:30:08,115
I thought she was on
it was a phone call or something.

564
00:30:08,199 --> 00:30:10,242
There's a turd on my floor!

565
00:30:10,368 --> 00:30:12,619
Yes. Yes. She's out
entered the bathroom.

566
00:30:12,704 --> 00:30:14,740
And it seemed like they were on and
hopped down on something,

567
00:30:14,866 --> 00:30:17,034
but, you know, the mystery
is resolved, I think, right?

568
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:18,327
She was pooping.

569
00:30:18,412 --> 00:30:19,620
What the hell?

570
00:30:21,576 --> 00:30:23,952
Who lives here? I'm coming
catch everyone who lives here.

571
00:30:24,203 --> 00:30:25,537
You owe me lobster money.

572
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,491
That is
my friend, Johnny.

573
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,158
Not the lobster,
but the man who serves it.

574
00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,536
I found my phone.

575
00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:32,662
What's going on?

576
00:30:34,367 --> 00:30:36,577
Is that a turd?

577
00:30:52,074 --> 00:30:54,659
God, there are some
crazy fish here.

578
00:30:54,910 --> 00:30:57,161
Look at that one there.
Bad-tempered, white-male fish.

579
00:30:57,246 --> 00:31:01,785
“I married the wrong woman, and
now live a life full of regrets. ''

580
00:31:01,869 --> 00:31:02,995
Oh, look at this one.

581
00:31:03,079 --> 00:31:08,077
“I went to New York once in 1981
and I didn't feel safe"

582
00:31:09,329 --> 00:31:11,532
Ted, you have to move.

583
00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:14,493
What?

584
00:31:15,036 --> 00:31:17,204
It has to be done.

585
00:31:18,784 --> 00:31:20,910
What have I done?

586
00:31:21,912 --> 00:31:24,866
My relationship is in a very bad place
delicate phase, you know.

587
00:31:26,077 --> 00:31:28,245
Lori and I need one
little space at the moment.

588
00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:31,658
And, a whore laid
a turd in our apartment.

589
00:31:31,742 --> 00:31:33,410
Oh, God!
Oh, what?

590
00:31:33,494 --> 00:31:34,619
Oh, this is so disgusting!

591
00:31:34,704 --> 00:31:35,693
Don't say anything!
I don't want to hear it!

592
00:31:35,706 --> 00:31:36,699
Do you have it?

593
00:31:36,783 --> 00:31:38,659
No, I don't have it!
Tell me if you have it!

594
00:31:38,743 --> 00:31:41,328
Oh my God
I've got something on my mind!

595
00:31:41,413 --> 00:31:43,741
No! You never can
more cooking with that hand!

596
00:31:43,951 --> 00:31:45,660
Oh my God! You have to
learn to cook left-handed.

597
00:31:45,744 --> 00:31:47,662
This is the most
most disgusting thing ever!

598
00:31:47,746 --> 00:31:49,163
Don't!
Stay away from me!

599
00:31:49,248 --> 00:31:51,159
Look, that was a tough one
night for all of us.

600
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:54,954
Ted, you mean everything
for me, and Lori too.

601
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,993
I have to find a way to
to keep you both in my life.

602
00:31:59,579 --> 00:32:01,454
She makes you do this
isn't it?

603
00:32:02,039 --> 00:32:03,117
Yes.

604
00:32:03,201 --> 00:32:05,453
That doesn't mean that
we can no longer be together.

605
00:32:05,479 --> 00:32:06,395
We are always together.

606
00:32:06,830 --> 00:32:09,409
Yes, but what about “thunder
buddies for life," Johnny?

607
00:32:09,493 --> 00:32:11,995
I know. I know
not what I should do.

608
00:32:12,079 --> 00:32:16,033
I think it sucks, but
I don't want to lose her hair.

609
00:32:16,159 --> 00:32:17,702
And I love her, Ted.

610
00:32:18,328 --> 00:32:19,954
I know that, Johnny.

611
00:32:20,205 --> 00:32:22,367
I'll take you with
anything helps, I promise.

612
00:32:22,827 --> 00:32:24,744
I know. And we stay
always get together, right?

613
00:32:24,912 --> 00:32:26,329
Always.

614
00:32:26,539 --> 00:32:28,200
Damn.
Forget it.Come here.

615
00:32:28,285 --> 00:32:30,202
Come here, you son of a bitch.
Come on.

616
00:32:30,745 --> 00:32:31,996
I love you!

617
00:32:32,247 --> 00:32:34,951
Damn. Sucks, sorry, that is
that thing of...

618
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:36,952
In the past...
Yes, yes.

619
00:32:37,036 --> 00:32:38,453
I'm not gay.
I know.

620
00:32:38,538 --> 00:32:40,658
And you're not gay
so we're okay.

621
00:32:41,868 --> 00:32:44,328
We have to help you find work.

622
00:32:45,706 --> 00:32:46,783
I look stupid.

623
00:32:46,867 --> 00:32:48,076
No, not at all.
You have charisma.

624
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,537
Not true. I look like
a Snuggle's accountant.

625
00:32:50,621 --> 00:32:51,913
Come on,
it's not that bad.

626
00:32:51,998 --> 00:32:53,367
John, I look like something
you give to your child

627
00:32:53,451 --> 00:32:54,952
when you tell him
that his grandmother died.

628
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,995
Look, I know that
it sucks, okay?

629
00:32:57,079 --> 00:32:58,121
But you have to
earn some money,

630
00:32:58,205 --> 00:32:59,247
so that you have a
apartment can afford.

631
00:32:59,331 --> 00:33:01,368
I don't want to
work in a supermarket.

632
00:33:01,452 --> 00:33:02,828
Yes, but you
have no skills.

633
00:33:02,896 --> 00:33:04,797
I told you,
that I can be a lawyer.

634
00:33:04,906 --> 00:33:06,241
I told you,
that you have a diploma there

635
00:33:06,367 --> 00:33:07,560
rights required
from a law school.

636
00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,579
No no
I am a special case.

637
00:33:09,663 --> 00:33:11,664
I'm... I'm a talking one
teddy bear, for goodness sake.

638
00:33:11,748 --> 00:33:13,285
Maybe make it
they are an exception because they,

639
00:33:13,369 --> 00:33:14,744
“Oh, my God!
This bear is so cool.

640
00:33:14,829 --> 00:33:16,246
"He can talk and do things.
Let's give him a job.

641
00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:18,289
". Maybe he'll let us have a pair
a good laugh at the office"

642
00:33:18,456 --> 00:33:21,202
And then they say, “Oh, my God
He can explain that well.

643
00:33:21,287 --> 00:33:22,787
" He actually is
quite a pleader"

644
00:33:22,997 --> 00:33:25,325
And then they almost kill me
the Anderson case.

645
00:33:25,868 --> 00:33:28,787
If you get the job,
We'll celebrate afterwards, okay?

646
00:33:29,247 --> 00:33:30,622
Uh-huh And if I
don't get the job,

647
00:33:30,707 --> 00:33:32,034
we'll still go
who smoke marijuana?

648
00:33:32,369 --> 00:33:33,536
Probably yes.

649
00:33:33,662 --> 00:33:35,621
...Uh-huh Okay,
good conversation, coach, thank you.

650
00:33:35,706 --> 00:33:36,706
Okay buddy
get them.

651
00:33:37,702 --> 00:33:39,576
And don't worry,
I will do my very best

652
00:33:39,661 --> 00:33:41,787
to get that job
what I crave so much.

653
00:33:42,747 --> 00:33:44,450
So you think you
do you have what it takes?

654
00:33:44,618 --> 00:33:47,662
I'll tell you what I have. Your
wife's pussy on my breath.

655
00:33:49,790 --> 00:33:52,035
No one ever has
spoken thus to me.

656
00:33:52,203 --> 00:33:55,497
That's because of their mouths
is full of your wife's box.

657
00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:58,828
You're accepted.

658
00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,161
Damn.

659
00:34:46,081 --> 00:34:49,703
Well, I'm a prominent one
celebrity with an underpaid job.

660
00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:52,539
This is how the cast of
Diff'rent Strokes is feeling.

661
00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:54,827
All day, every day.
Just terrible.

662
00:34:54,911 --> 00:34:57,204
They must feel terrible.
The living ones must feel terrible.

663
00:34:57,289 --> 00:34:58,372
Come on.
It's not that bad, okay?

664
00:34:58,456 --> 00:35:00,910
I have a shitty job, and I
assure you, I am satisfied.

665
00:35:01,078 --> 00:35:02,287
Excuse me.

666
00:35:02,454 --> 00:35:03,621
I'm sorry to bother you

667
00:35:03,705 --> 00:35:07,702
but my son and I couldn't resist,
to admire your teddy bear.

668
00:35:08,203 --> 00:35:09,620
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

669
00:35:09,705 --> 00:35:12,790
Yes. I'm Donny,
this is robert.

670
00:35:12,958 --> 00:35:15,704
I gotta say, I'm following you
ever since I was a little boy

671
00:35:16,872 --> 00:35:19,535
and I still remember that
you came on the Carson show.

672
00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:21,036
You were just wonderful.

673
00:35:21,204 --> 00:35:23,539
Oh yes, it was
a strange interview.

674
00:35:23,623 --> 00:35:27,035
Ed thought I was ALF, and he just stayed
muttering anti-Semitic comments.

675
00:35:27,203 --> 00:35:29,162
He thought ALF was Jewish
for some reason.

676
00:35:29,247 --> 00:35:30,914
Have you ever considered
of the bear to sell?

677
00:35:31,207 --> 00:35:32,204
What?
Excuse me?

678
00:35:32,286 --> 00:35:33,494
I want it.

679
00:35:33,578 --> 00:35:35,830
I'm not an "it", buddy.
I'm a "he", okay?

680
00:35:36,373 --> 00:35:38,332
I'm sorry, little man, but...
my bear is not for sale.

681
00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:40,287
See, I've had it since
I was about your age.

682
00:35:40,371 --> 00:35:42,080
He is whole,
very special to me.

683
00:35:42,164 --> 00:35:44,416
Stand up straight when
you talk to me.

684
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:46,452
Why, damn it
does he say that?

685
00:35:46,537 --> 00:35:49,539
Sorry, you really shouldn't
swearing in front of children.

686
00:35:49,623 --> 00:35:51,368
Look, we're bad
interested in the bear.

687
00:35:51,494 --> 00:35:53,078
If you have a
kind of arrangement you want to make

688
00:35:53,162 --> 00:35:54,871
here is my address
and telephone number.

689
00:35:55,039 --> 00:35:57,291
And you can call me
whenever you want, okay?

690
00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:58,411
I will.

691
00:35:58,578 --> 00:36:01,455
Here goes, in the important one
pocket for really important things.

692
00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:03,165
Okay? Okay.

693
00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:04,995
Okay.
I'll see you later.

694
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:06,079
Come on, Robert.

695
00:36:06,163 --> 00:36:07,163
Take it easy.

696
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:08,372
What was that?

697
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:10,493
Can you imagine what that
little bastard would do to me?

698
00:36:10,577 --> 00:36:12,453
I could already see that
he took you to the basement

699
00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:14,080
and very slowly
pulls out your limbs

700
00:36:14,164 --> 00:36:16,499
while he's a creepy one
Victorian nursery rhyme sings.

701
00:36:16,869 --> 00:36:19,288
♪Oh, my IittIe sixpence
My pretty little sixpence♪

702
00:36:19,372 --> 00:36:21,248
Stop it.
Break up.

703
00:36:21,332 --> 00:36:22,833
♪l love my sixpence
Better than my life♪

704
00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:24,787
Stop it! Damn!
Why do you have to make it worse?

705
00:36:24,871 --> 00:36:27,415
You took it to a very...
Now it's real. Now it seems like reality.

706
00:36:27,499 --> 00:36:28,665
Come on.
Calm down.

707
00:36:28,749 --> 00:36:31,704
All right, come on, let's just
find a better place to get stoned.

708
00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:55,160
I think this is it, huh?

709
00:36:55,328 --> 00:36:57,621
Yes. Yes, I think so.

710
00:36:57,789 --> 00:36:58,914
First night on your own.

711
00:36:59,249 --> 00:37:02,370
Yes, first night in my
beautiful new apartment.

712
00:37:02,997 --> 00:37:04,539
It will look good
when furnished.

713
00:37:04,707 --> 00:37:07,083
Yes, and the man said that there
almost no murders occurred.

714
00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:09,079
So, that's good.

715
00:37:09,914 --> 00:37:12,748
Okay, so,
if you need anything...

716
00:37:12,916 --> 00:37:16,538
Yes, I know. Don't worry,
Johnny, I'll be fine.

717
00:37:17,415 --> 00:37:19,416
I know that.

718
00:37:20,209 --> 00:37:21,328
Okay then.

719
00:37:47,038 --> 00:37:48,414
Hello there.

720
00:37:48,498 --> 00:37:49,540
Hello.

721
00:37:49,624 --> 00:37:51,208
Day.
Day.

722
00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:57,165
Listen, I want to thank you.

723
00:37:58,084 --> 00:38:01,539
I know it's not easy
was what you did to Ted,

724
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,453
and i just want you
know that I love you,

725
00:38:05,538 --> 00:38:09,374
and think it's a
new beginning for our relationship.

726
00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:12,454
Hey, anything for you.

727
00:38:12,539 --> 00:38:14,998
This is part of the new,
grown up John Bennett,

728
00:38:15,082 --> 00:38:17,744
you better get used to it.

729
00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:18,870
Really and truly?

730
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,040
Well, you know,

731
00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:25,788
I just have to get to work
its in 20 minutes.

732
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:28,165
Well, that's perfect.

733
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:30,126
Because I'm there
only need 1.

734
00:38:33,207 --> 00:38:35,542
You know what my
favorite thing about you?

735
00:38:35,876 --> 00:38:40,540
That even after four years,
can still surprise me with it.

736
00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:45,956
To get you over it
change a big part of your life

737
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,750
just to
make your girlfriend happier...

738
00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:51,872
I don't know, but I think so
most guys wouldn't do that.

739
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,376
Well, most guys have
not you to motivate them.

740
00:38:57,747 --> 00:39:00,499
I know I'm not talking
teddy bear, but..

741
00:39:01,751 --> 00:39:04,580
at least you didn't have to
make magical wish to get me.

742
00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:06,749
How do you know that?

743
00:39:17,874 --> 00:39:18,957
Ooh.

744
00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:20,959
Is that a Flash Gordon
ray gun,

745
00:39:21,043 --> 00:39:22,788
or are you just
happy to see me?

746
00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:31,791
Here we go.

747
00:39:32,251 --> 00:39:36,081
Thank you so much, please come again.
We have many more messages.

748
00:39:41,872 --> 00:39:43,623
Hey, Ellen.

749
00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:44,708
Yes?

750
00:39:45,001 --> 00:39:46,042
Who is that there?

751
00:39:47,789 --> 00:39:49,123
That's the new checkout girl.

752
00:39:49,207 --> 00:39:50,874
I don't know her name.
Looks nice.

753
00:39:51,042 --> 00:39:54,122
Yes, very cute. You know
what I would like to do with her?

754
00:39:54,290 --> 00:39:56,124
Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.

755
00:40:30,002 --> 00:40:32,497
Okay, well, so that's
where we draw the line.

756
00:40:36,877 --> 00:40:38,455
Hey, how are you?
with you?

757
00:40:39,374 --> 00:40:42,668
Oh, everything's fine. I just have to get used to it
to certain things, that's all.

758
00:40:43,169 --> 00:40:44,204
It'll be fine.

759
00:40:44,664 --> 00:40:47,749
I make the same as this
with my last boyfriend.

760
00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:49,251
Really and truly?
Yes.

761
00:40:50,003 --> 00:40:53,874
We were together for eight
months, and I really loved him.

762
00:40:54,042 --> 00:40:56,913
And then he came back
deported to Iran,

763
00:40:56,998 --> 00:40:58,456
So I know what you're going through.

764
00:40:58,874 --> 00:41:03,211
Oh, yes. So, I think we both
lost our furry little man.

765
00:41:03,873 --> 00:41:04,914
Of course.

766
00:41:10,540 --> 00:41:12,207
Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny,
what are you doing?

767
00:41:12,292 --> 00:41:13,542
Do you want to go here?
come and get stoned?

768
00:41:14,043 --> 00:41:15,502
Well, I probably can
stop for a moment after work.

769
00:41:15,586 --> 00:41:18,207
Not possible. I changed yesterday
so I have the other team.

770
00:41:18,292 --> 00:41:20,876
Come on, I'm bored out of my mind here.
Just pop in

771
00:41:20,961 --> 00:41:22,539
I can't just do that
away from work, man.

772
00:41:22,665 --> 00:41:23,707
Look, I'm trying
to put everything in order

773
00:41:23,791 --> 00:41:25,583
and be mature,
for Lori.

774
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:28,002
John, five minutes and then
I'll kick you out, I promise.

775
00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:31,165
Just drop by. I have
the DVD box of Cheers

776
00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:32,792
and the man from the
store says below

777
00:41:32,876 --> 00:41:35,247
that they all gossip
about each other in the interviews.

778
00:41:36,374 --> 00:41:37,457
You're kicking me out
after five minutes?

779
00:41:37,542 --> 00:41:39,960
I'll get you out in five.
John, I have to kick you out.

780
00:41:40,044 --> 00:41:43,541
I have so much teddy bear paperwork
I have to, it's not normal.

781
00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:45,084
What should I tell Thomas?

782
00:41:45,168 --> 00:41:46,544
Tell him you
doesn't feel good.

783
00:41:47,044 --> 00:41:48,789
I need to get away for a while

784
00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:50,249
Lori tried
to stop a dog fight

785
00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:51,667
and I think that
she is very injured.

786
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,002
Oh my God!

787
00:41:53,086 --> 00:41:54,789
Yes, that's how she works.

788
00:41:54,873 --> 00:41:56,332
She sees problems
and she wants to fix them,

789
00:41:56,417 --> 00:41:58,960
and I think one of the dogs
his jaws were clamped on her forearm

790
00:41:59,044 --> 00:42:00,789
and he wouldn't let go until
the fireman came

791
00:42:00,873 --> 00:42:03,041
and his finger
in his ass.

792
00:42:03,835 --> 00:42:04,835
Oh, Jesus.

793
00:42:04,919 --> 00:42:06,211
Yes, she is
quite upset.

794
00:42:06,504 --> 00:42:08,124
In the dog's ass, right?

795
00:42:08,207 --> 00:42:09,833
Yes, in the dog's,
not in the fireman's ass.

796
00:42:09,917 --> 00:42:12,335
I thought the fireman
stuck his finger up his own ass.

797
00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:14,164
No, I don't think one
firefighter would do that.

798
00:42:14,249 --> 00:42:16,292
Come on, take good care of her. Leave
let me know how she is.

799
00:42:16,376 --> 00:42:17,876
Thank you.
Come on.

800
00:42:22,001 --> 00:42:24,127
Was there cocaine
on the set of Cheers?

801
00:42:24,211 --> 00:42:26,456
Um, let me see, what the
best way to answer that?

802
00:42:27,208 --> 00:42:30,710
Are there bare dicks in gay porn?

803
00:42:31,086 --> 00:42:34,916
Yes. Yes, there was...
There was cocaine on the set,

804
00:42:35,126 --> 00:42:36,751
but it was the '80s, man.
You know?

805
00:42:37,211 --> 00:42:40,582
I was the king of the '80s.
I was Ted-fucking-Danson.

806
00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:44,336
More importantly, I was
Sam-fucking-"Mayday" Maione.

807
00:42:44,546 --> 00:42:47,333
What was your other question?
Oh, yeah, was I popular?

808
00:42:47,418 --> 00:42:51,336
Are there
bare cocks in gay porn?

809
00:42:51,873 --> 00:42:56,377
Yes. Yes. No,
I was loved.

810
00:42:57,546 --> 00:42:59,291
You know, he's precise
who you want him to be.

811
00:42:59,417 --> 00:43:02,669
He's... He's a true man
we can all relate to.

812
00:43:02,753 --> 00:43:06,542
Woody Harrelson. Narrowest
cock I've ever seen on a man.

813
00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:10,462
You see, that's why
I look at these things.

814
00:43:10,547 --> 00:43:11,694
That's a cool look
behind the scenes,

815
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:12,899
about things that you
normally wouldn't know.

816
00:43:13,251 --> 00:43:14,876
Oh, hey
listen, try this.

817
00:43:14,961 --> 00:43:17,164
I told my weed man before
something better and he gave it to me.

818
00:43:17,582 --> 00:43:18,624
What is it?

819
00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:21,127
It's called "Brain Rape."
It's actually quite soft.

820
00:43:21,586 --> 00:43:22,837
It doesn't sound very soft.

821
00:43:22,921 --> 00:43:24,833
Well, he just had
three other parties.

822
00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:26,209
"Gorilla Panic,"

823
00:43:26,294 --> 00:43:28,169
"They come,
they come,"

824
00:43:28,254 --> 00:43:30,040
and something called "This one is Permanent",

825
00:43:30,125 --> 00:43:31,125
Come on, light it.

826
00:43:38,251 --> 00:43:40,168
There you go.
You got it.

827
00:43:41,462 --> 00:43:44,625
Nice. Good, huh?
Well done.

828
00:43:45,669 --> 00:43:47,670
Yes.
Be proud of it.

829
00:43:48,171 --> 00:43:49,457
You know,
this place looks great.

830
00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:51,376
Thanks man
it's all lKEA.

831
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:52,919
Have the whole place
done for $47.

832
00:43:53,254 --> 00:43:54,837
Nice.
Yes.

833
00:43:54,921 --> 00:43:56,374
What are the neighbors like?

834
00:43:56,917 --> 00:43:58,876
You know, lives there
an Asian family next door,

835
00:43:58,961 --> 00:44:01,170
but they have no gong or anything else,
so that's not that bad.

836
00:44:01,255 --> 00:44:03,083
That's luck.
Yes, that is.

837
00:44:03,459 --> 00:44:05,127
How is the work?
It sucks.

838
00:44:05,753 --> 00:44:06,712
You?

839
00:44:06,796 --> 00:44:07,919
You know,
not bad actually.

840
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,458
I met a girl.
She is a cashier.

841
00:44:09,626 --> 00:44:10,760
That's not true, isn't it?
that's great!

842
00:44:10,786 --> 00:44:11,193
Yes.

843
00:44:11,253 --> 00:44:12,920
Well, we have to
going out together or something.

844
00:44:13,005 --> 00:44:14,624
You, me and Lori,
and what is her name?

845
00:44:14,709 --> 00:44:16,208
White scum scum.
Guess what.

846
00:44:17,252 --> 00:44:18,752
Mandy?
No

847
00:44:19,587 --> 00:44:20,748
Marilyn?
No

848
00:44:20,916 --> 00:44:22,750
Britney? Tiffany?
No

849
00:44:22,918 --> 00:44:24,002
Candice?
No

850
00:44:24,086 --> 00:44:25,712
Don't fool me now.
I know this shit!

851
00:44:25,738 --> 00:44:27,044
Can you imagine me?
fooling around?

852
00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:28,792
Okay, speed lap.
I'm going to rattle off some names

853
00:44:28,876 --> 00:44:30,002
and if I guess,
you say it.

854
00:44:30,086 --> 00:44:31,295
I'll tell you.
Are you with me?

855
00:44:31,462 --> 00:44:32,587
Okay,
Brandi, Heather, Channing,

856
00:44:32,672 --> 00:44:33,874
Breanna, Amber,
Sabrina, Melody,

857
00:44:33,959 --> 00:44:35,126
Dakota,Sierra,
Bambi, Crystal,

858
00:44:35,294 --> 00:44:37,168
Samantha, Autumn, Ruby,
Taylor, Tara, Tami,

859
00:44:37,336 --> 00:44:39,587
Lauren, Charlene, Chantal,
Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista,

860
00:44:39,752 --> 00:44:41,542
Mindy, Noelle, Shelby,
Trina, Reba, Cassandra,

861
00:44:41,710 --> 00:44:43,294
Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna,
Jolene, Earline, Claudine,

862
00:44:43,461 --> 00:44:45,462
Savannah, Kasey, Dolly, Kendra,
Carla, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou.

863
00:44:45,630 --> 00:44:47,041
Damn Becky?
No

864
00:44:47,751 --> 00:44:50,253
Wait, it was one of those
names with a "Lynn" after them?

865
00:44:50,462 --> 00:44:51,504
Yes.

866
00:44:51,588 --> 00:44:52,791
I got you, motherfucker.

867
00:44:52,917 --> 00:44:54,376
I got you. Okay.

868
00:44:54,544 --> 00:44:56,169
Brandi Lynn, Heather Lynn, Channing.
..Tami-Lynn.

869
00:44:56,254 --> 00:44:57,337
Damn!

870
00:45:00,876 --> 00:45:01,876
What do we get now?

871
00:45:01,961 --> 00:45:04,170
Hey, man, you think you got more
than be able to open one cash register?

872
00:45:04,255 --> 00:45:05,874
There are just about
1,000 people here.

873
00:45:05,959 --> 00:45:08,168
Belong there
three cash registers to be open.

874
00:45:08,253 --> 00:45:09,920
For God's sake.

875
00:45:23,255 --> 00:45:25,917
Stick your finger
in the loop of my label.

876
00:45:26,752 --> 00:45:29,337
You had sexual intercourse
with a colleague

877
00:45:29,422 --> 00:45:32,251
on top of the products that
we sell to the public.

878
00:45:32,419 --> 00:45:34,670
I fucked her with
a parsnip last week

879
00:45:34,754 --> 00:45:38,126
and I sold the parsnips to one
family with four small children.

880
00:45:38,919 --> 00:45:42,546
You have to dare there.
We need someone with courage.

881
00:45:42,714 --> 00:45:44,417
I'm going to promote you.

882
00:45:45,085 --> 00:45:47,253
You have a lot of problems,
right?

883
00:46:00,672 --> 00:46:01,796
Okay, Kareem!

884
00:46:03,042 --> 00:46:04,918
Ah! You suck, Kareem.

885
00:46:11,461 --> 00:46:12,795
Hello?

886
00:46:16,669 --> 00:46:17,752
Huh.

887
00:46:21,299 --> 00:46:22,751
Hello, Ted.

888
00:46:24,795 --> 00:46:26,754
Hi there, dude.
How are you?

889
00:46:27,673 --> 00:46:29,126
Are you here?
all alone?

890
00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:31,420
Uh, no, no, I'm not.

891
00:46:32,130 --> 00:46:34,500
You know, you're never alone
when you are with Christ.

892
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,877
So, no, I'm not alone.

893
00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:39,797
Yes. Me, too.

894
00:46:42,878 --> 00:46:46,088
You know, Robert and I can
give you a very, very good home.

895
00:46:46,256 --> 00:46:48,459
Yes, I'm quite happy
where I am.

896
00:46:48,544 --> 00:46:49,919
I just got one
new stupid apartment...

897
00:46:50,087 --> 00:46:52,880
I can give you $6,000
in railroad bond offerings.

898
00:46:53,543 --> 00:46:55,460
Well, you know,
because I just got back

899
00:46:55,545 --> 00:46:57,254
of active duty
in the Civil War

900
00:46:57,338 --> 00:46:58,714
that sounds
actually very attractive.

901
00:46:58,798 --> 00:47:00,001
Oh, wait, I'm sorry.

902
00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:03,254
That was 150 years ago
and I don't give a shit about that.

903
00:47:03,755 --> 00:47:04,964
Okay.

904
00:47:07,377 --> 00:47:10,087
Teddy, come on, we're coming
too late for dinner with your friends.

905
00:47:10,171 --> 00:47:11,672
Okay, I'll be right there, baby.

906
00:47:11,756 --> 00:47:14,002
As you can see, my
dance card completely full.

907
00:47:14,086 --> 00:47:15,753
So, I'll have to turn you down.

908
00:47:15,921 --> 00:47:17,213
Can I just get a hug?

909
00:47:17,589 --> 00:47:19,543
Oh, uh. No

910
00:47:19,711 --> 00:47:21,253
Yes.
No, no.

911
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:24,423
I hate to say no,
because I like to please people.

912
00:47:24,590 --> 00:47:25,668
Yes.

913
00:47:25,836 --> 00:47:27,711
Thanks for my
evening a little spookier.

914
00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:29,504
And Jesus be with you...
Okay.

915
00:47:29,588 --> 00:47:30,588
...In Christ.

916
00:47:32,210 --> 00:47:33,585
Who was that man?

917
00:47:33,670 --> 00:47:35,379
That was
Sinead O'Connor.

918
00:47:35,463 --> 00:47:36,755
She doesn't look so good anymore.

919
00:47:42,965 --> 00:47:44,298
Look. I was very angry

920
00:47:44,383 --> 00:47:45,585
because I and
my friend Danielle

921
00:47:45,670 --> 00:47:47,671
were going skydiving last year,

922
00:47:47,754 --> 00:47:50,792
but then she got pregnant with that one
asshole, and so we couldn't go.

923
00:47:50,876 --> 00:47:52,210
And I was completely upset.

924
00:47:52,378 --> 00:47:54,671
But then she had a miscarriage

925
00:47:54,755 --> 00:47:56,631
and finally we were able to
go skydiving anyway.

926
00:47:56,716 --> 00:47:59,837
And it was so scary,
but very nice fun.

927
00:48:00,130 --> 00:48:02,631
Hey, well, that sounds like it
everything turned out fine, right?

928
00:48:02,799 --> 00:48:07,630
You know! It's like God wanted that
I would skydive, you know?

929
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,840
Jesus.

930
00:48:09,173 --> 00:48:10,960
Or Jesus. That could also be the case.

931
00:48:11,086 --> 00:48:12,086
Yes.

932
00:48:12,379 --> 00:48:14,380
This is fantastic?
The four of us out to dinner.

933
00:48:14,464 --> 00:48:16,215
How long have you said?
that we would do this...

934
00:48:16,377 --> 00:48:19,129
Lori, how are you? I got you
haven't spoken in a long time.

935
00:48:19,213 --> 00:48:20,964
I'm okay. everything ok.

936
00:48:21,048 --> 00:48:23,627
The company has their 20th
birthday party next week.

937
00:48:23,712 --> 00:48:25,337
That's something.

938
00:48:25,630 --> 00:48:27,715
Lori, is vice principal
at a large PR agency.

939
00:48:27,799 --> 00:48:29,544
It's not that special.

940
00:48:29,628 --> 00:48:30,794
Company has been around for 20 years, hmm?

941
00:48:30,878 --> 00:48:32,713
So you can fuck it, but you
should not make it drunk.

942
00:48:33,881 --> 00:48:35,918
Correct?
Yes, she understands.

943
00:48:36,003 --> 00:48:38,379
She enjoys my humor.

944
00:48:38,964 --> 00:48:40,965
Yes, Rex is throwing a house party

945
00:48:41,049 --> 00:48:43,378
but I'm surprised that John
didn't say anything to you, since

946
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:46,339
 the two of you saw each other every day
have since you moved.

947
00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:50,254
You know, it's funny, because
when Johnny and I are together

948
00:48:50,338 --> 00:48:52,588
is the first item
on our agenda,

949
00:48:52,673 --> 00:48:53,881
"How's Lori Doing"

950
00:48:54,049 --> 00:48:56,211
So, it's funny that
that are not discussed.

951
00:48:56,295 --> 00:48:57,295
That must have slipped through the cracks.

952
00:48:57,380 --> 00:48:58,839
Yes, but we'll talk
 about you all the time.

953
00:48:58,923 --> 00:49:00,716
Yes, remember that day I said

954
00:49:00,794 --> 00:49:03,170
how good Lori's
hair always looks.

955
00:49:03,463 --> 00:49:05,381
Oh my God
it always looks so good!

956
00:49:05,465 --> 00:49:07,377
That I want to fucking brush it.

957
00:49:07,461 --> 00:49:08,670
Right, right, Johnny?
That's what I say.

958
00:49:11,590 --> 00:49:13,090
So, Tami-Lynn,

959
00:49:13,174 --> 00:49:15,503
why you tell us
not a little about yourself?

960
00:49:15,587 --> 00:49:16,713
Like, where are you from?

961
00:49:16,797 --> 00:49:19,465
I'm always fascinated by
Get to know Ted's girlfriends.

962
00:49:19,883 --> 00:49:21,461
What do you mean "girlfriends"?

963
00:49:21,546 --> 00:49:23,213
That he has a lot
or something?

964
00:49:23,381 --> 00:49:25,757
No, that's not what she meant.
Right, Lori?

965
00:49:25,883 --> 00:49:27,211
Lori, that's not what you meant.
No, no, no.

966
00:49:27,587 --> 00:49:29,380
What I wanted to say was
that Ted's very handsome

967
00:49:29,756 --> 00:49:31,465
and that I am always interested

968
00:49:31,550 --> 00:49:33,294
to meet the lady who
can pick him up.

969
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,129
Did you just call me a whore?

970
00:49:35,213 --> 00:49:36,213
What?

971
00:49:36,381 --> 00:49:38,799
Just worry about your own
“grabble.” What about that, honey?

972
00:49:38,883 --> 00:49:39,836
Wow!
Wow! Wow!

973
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,838
What happened?
This is a dinner among friends.

974
00:49:41,922 --> 00:49:42,922
This should be a fun evening.

975
00:49:43,007 --> 00:49:44,132
Don't say such nonsense to me.

976
00:49:44,299 --> 00:49:45,669
I just asked you something.

977
00:49:45,753 --> 00:49:47,212
You know,
you're a freaking snob.

978
00:49:47,380 --> 00:49:48,505
You think you
you're cool because you work

979
00:49:48,589 --> 00:49:50,340
in a damn beautiful one
shit place, so what.

980
00:49:50,425 --> 00:49:52,545
Okay, calm down.
Nice, Lori, really nice.

981
00:49:52,629 --> 00:49:54,880
I? It's not my fault that she
doesn't speak English.

982
00:49:54,965 --> 00:49:56,089
Oh, fuck you!

983
00:49:56,173 --> 00:49:58,335
Just because you are in the business
world you think

984
00:49:58,420 --> 00:50:00,045
that everyone has to lick your hole?

985
00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:02,464
Okay. Okay, Tami, come on, honey.
Let's get out of here.

986
00:50:02,549 --> 00:50:04,877
We're going to my apartment for one
couple of vodka and strawberry Quiks.

987
00:50:04,962 --> 00:50:07,588
You know what? Stick your damn anus
straight up your fucking ass.

988
00:50:07,715 --> 00:50:10,299
How do you feel about that? You're lucky I'm in
my restaurant clothes are, bitch.

989
00:50:10,384 --> 00:50:12,129
Because I don't like you otherwise
would kick your damn ass.

990
00:50:12,213 --> 00:50:13,422
I've already given birth once, bitch.

991
00:50:13,506 --> 00:50:14,798
I can handle it
kick your fucking ass.

992
00:50:15,049 --> 00:50:17,133
And you can do your face quite well
don't show in Quincy, understand?

993
00:50:17,211 --> 00:50:18,420
Never!
Okay, come on.

994
00:50:18,504 --> 00:50:20,130
I didn't know you had a baby.
Is he alive?

995
00:50:21,924 --> 00:50:23,091
What a cunt.

996
00:50:23,259 --> 00:50:24,878
Ouch! I hate that word!

997
00:50:24,963 --> 00:50:26,046
What?
That word.

998
00:50:26,131 --> 00:50:27,631
So sharp,
it's like an electric sword

999
00:50:27,716 --> 00:50:28,841
that destroyed everything in its path.

1000
00:50:28,925 --> 00:50:30,169
Why do you say that?

1001
00:50:30,254 --> 00:50:32,046
You don't have it
really recorded for me.

1002
00:50:32,256 --> 00:50:33,756
I try to stay neutral.

1003
00:50:33,841 --> 00:50:35,133
I want to be honest with you
and him, you know?

1004
00:50:35,217 --> 00:50:37,045
I think you
be more honest with him.

1005
00:50:37,130 --> 00:50:38,254
Oh, come on.

1006
00:50:39,381 --> 00:50:42,752
You know, your boss called this morning
and asked how my arm was.

1007
00:50:43,629 --> 00:50:44,629
Huh?

1008
00:50:44,755 --> 00:50:47,924
Yes, because of that dog fight
that I tried to stop.

1009
00:50:48,676 --> 00:50:49,753
Oh.

1010
00:50:50,171 --> 00:50:51,338
If I had to guess

1011
00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:53,632
I would say you
you made up a lame excuse

1012
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:55,092
to leave work
to go to Ted.

1013
00:50:55,176 --> 00:50:57,547
Well, am I right?

1014
00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,257
I made you a hero.

1015
00:51:00,341 --> 00:51:01,675
You know what, John, we have
Ted asked to move

1016
00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:03,295
so that we ourselves
could give it a chance without him.

1017
00:51:03,547 --> 00:51:05,423
You don't give anything a chance

1018
00:51:05,549 --> 00:51:08,092
when you leave work
to get high with your teddy bear.

1019
00:51:09,463 --> 00:51:11,089
You're right.

1020
00:51:11,799 --> 00:51:13,883
I'm too stoned.
I know that.

1021
00:51:14,051 --> 00:51:17,297
And I hang out with Ted too much
I know that too.

1022
00:51:17,382 --> 00:51:19,633
Give me one more chance,
I promise you it will be okay.

1023
00:51:20,718 --> 00:51:24,339
John, I need a man. None
little boy with a teddy bear.

1024
00:51:24,424 --> 00:51:27,670
I know, done. Man.
Right here, right in front of you, okay?

1025
00:51:27,754 --> 00:51:30,339
Look at these pecs.
These are male pectoral muscles.

1026
00:51:30,424 --> 00:51:32,883
Look at the hair on my upper lip.
That's the men's hair.

1027
00:51:33,963 --> 00:51:35,922
I just farted.
That was a man's fart.

1028
00:51:43,090 --> 00:51:47,462
Okay, John, but this is, I swear
by God, this is your last chance.

1029
00:51:47,922 --> 00:51:49,256
Trust me. I love you.

1030
00:51:49,590 --> 00:51:50,924
Okay, I love you.

1031
00:51:51,092 --> 00:51:53,295
I love you so much.You will be there
I won't regret it, I swear.

1032
00:51:54,256 --> 00:51:55,589
Did you really fart?

1033
00:51:55,757 --> 00:51:57,842
Yes, but I pushed him
in that direction with my hand.

1034
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,547
I wonder who he is
will hit first.

1035
00:52:00,631 --> 00:52:02,464
So, if I were to tell him, that I
told him a million times

1036
00:52:02,590 --> 00:52:05,426
that these figures are incorrect.

1037
00:52:05,504 --> 00:52:07,380
Who did this to us?

1038
00:52:07,464 --> 00:52:10,883
God damn it!
I'm here on business!

1039
00:52:14,966 --> 00:52:16,633
Okay,
here we go.

1040
00:52:19,923 --> 00:52:21,340
I'm really happy
that you have come.

1041
00:52:21,425 --> 00:52:22,675
Me, too.
Yes?

1042
00:52:22,759 --> 00:52:24,795
Is it okay if I
beat up your boss?

1043
00:52:24,879 --> 00:52:26,839
That won't have any effect
on the atmosphere of your workplace, or?

1044
00:52:26,923 --> 00:52:28,507
Please, behave.

1045
00:52:28,591 --> 00:52:29,758
For you, I will.

1046
00:52:29,843 --> 00:52:31,295
Thank you.
Everything.

1047
00:52:34,049 --> 00:52:36,718
There she is. I was afraid that
you wouldn't come.

1048
00:52:36,802 --> 00:52:39,214
Hey, talker, how are you?
Where's your rabbit?

1049
00:52:39,716 --> 00:52:40,716
He's a bear.

1050
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:44,213
I got it. Oh, my God! This
house is damn big!

1051
00:52:44,297 --> 00:52:46,756
I know. Try not to get lost.
Come in

1052
00:52:58,173 --> 00:53:00,258
Wow! Here
are the ladies.

1053
00:53:00,426 --> 00:53:03,255
Look at you.
You guys look great.

1054
00:53:03,423 --> 00:53:05,465
A bit heavy with
the eye makeup, but pretty good.

1055
00:53:05,633 --> 00:53:06,716
Thank you, Rex.
Thank you.

1056
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,842
You know
Lori and Jim, right?

1057
00:53:07,926 --> 00:53:08,968
John.

1058
00:53:09,052 --> 00:53:10,338
You remember John.
Hello.

1059
00:53:10,589 --> 00:53:14,634
Listen, why wouldn't John and I
Want to get a drink at the bar?

1060
00:53:15,261 --> 00:53:16,296
Sure.

1061
00:53:16,381 --> 00:53:18,841
Great, we'll be right back.
Come on, buddy.

1062
00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:22,088
That's an old sweater, right?

1063
00:53:22,464 --> 00:53:24,757
This house is incredible.

1064
00:53:24,842 --> 00:53:25,967
Have you never been here before?

1065
00:53:26,051 --> 00:53:27,051
What do you mean?

1066
00:53:27,136 --> 00:53:29,380
You know,
when you and Rex were...

1067
00:53:29,464 --> 00:53:31,298
Oh, no. That was at work.

1068
00:53:31,383 --> 00:53:33,509
You guys got it
done in the office?

1069
00:53:33,593 --> 00:53:35,255
Yes.
Where?

1070
00:53:35,339 --> 00:53:36,715
In the men's room.

1071
00:53:36,799 --> 00:53:38,299
Oh, my God.

1072
00:53:38,384 --> 00:53:40,218
Why? Where have you
slept with him?

1073
00:53:40,386 --> 00:53:42,006
Here.

1074
00:53:42,465 --> 00:53:43,465
Oh.

1075
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,426
Sorry.

1076
00:53:45,802 --> 00:53:47,797
It was in it
disabled toilet,

1077
00:53:47,881 --> 00:53:51,008
so that was more fun then
the normal toilets.

1078
00:53:52,552 --> 00:53:54,588
This is Wade Boggs'
signed bat.

1079
00:53:54,673 --> 00:53:57,299
I was able to offer just a little more than that
Phil Donaghu at the auction.

1080
00:53:57,384 --> 00:53:58,426
Wow, fantastic.

1081
00:53:58,510 --> 00:54:00,463
Yes, fantastic.

1082
00:54:00,548 --> 00:54:03,633
These boxing gloves were worn by
Joe Louis in his first fight.

1083
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:06,714
This is art.
Got it?

1084
00:54:09,551 --> 00:54:11,300
These are John Lennon's glasses.

1085
00:54:11,385 --> 00:54:13,130
They are worth a million dollars.

1086
00:54:13,214 --> 00:54:14,673
That's me
and Tom Skerritt.

1087
00:54:14,966 --> 00:54:15,924
Oh.

1088
00:54:16,009 --> 00:54:17,467
Look at this.

1089
00:54:18,636 --> 00:54:20,798
It's Lance Armstrong's testicle.

1090
00:54:20,882 --> 00:54:22,633
I got it
freeze-dried and bronzed.

1091
00:54:23,301 --> 00:54:24,760
Every now and then
as my life

1092
00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:27,048
was heavy and everything
was difficult,

1093
00:54:27,216 --> 00:54:30,176
I came here to look at it.

1094
00:54:31,469 --> 00:54:35,008
And it reminded me that
everything wasn't that bad.

1095
00:54:36,885 --> 00:54:38,839
Sometimes you feel
like a testicle.

1096
00:54:39,799 --> 00:54:41,425
And sometimes not.

1097
00:54:43,094 --> 00:54:46,716
So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How
Are you and Lori okay?

1098
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,300
Everything is going well,
actually.

1099
00:54:48,385 --> 00:54:50,636
That's great.
That's great.

1100
00:54:52,049 --> 00:54:54,675
You know, Lori would hate me
because I say this to you,

1101
00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:56,969
but she told me how
you are in the office.

1102
00:54:57,137 --> 00:54:58,798
And, as a gentleman against one
different, I just want to say

1103
00:54:58,882 --> 00:55:01,134
that I really hope you fucking do
gets Lou Gehrig's disease.

1104
00:55:04,632 --> 00:55:06,967
I think I have the one here
and other things must be made clear.

1105
00:55:07,135 --> 00:55:10,297
Yes, I am kind of
fun time boss and whatnot.

1106
00:55:10,465 --> 00:55:13,384
But, look, man, I do that
with everyone in the office.

1107
00:55:13,467 --> 00:55:14,634
I'm a weirdo.

1108
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:16,755
I have no plans
with your girlfriend.

1109
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,882
We work together,
and that's it.

1110
00:55:19,009 --> 00:55:22,803
I think you're a great guy
and she is a very happy girl.

1111
00:55:24,466 --> 00:55:25,758
Well, that's good to hear.

1112
00:55:25,843 --> 00:55:27,051
Yes.

1113
00:55:29,013 --> 00:55:30,048
Excuse me.

1114
00:55:30,925 --> 00:55:31,925
Hello, Ted.

1115
00:55:32,010 --> 00:55:34,219
Johnny, where are you?
You gotta come here, man.

1116
00:55:34,303 --> 00:55:35,302
Why, what's going on?

1117
00:55:35,387 --> 00:55:36,715
Okay, I have here
an unplanned party

1118
00:55:36,799 --> 00:55:38,133
with some people
in my apartment.

1119
00:55:38,217 --> 00:55:40,510
And, John,
Sam Jones is here.

1120
00:55:40,928 --> 00:55:41,922
What?

1121
00:55:42,007 --> 00:55:45,009
Sam Jones.
FIash-damn-Gordon is here.

1122
00:55:45,093 --> 00:55:46,260
Come on! What?

1123
00:55:46,344 --> 00:55:48,881
Remember I said that my friend
his cousin is friends with Sam Jones?

1124
00:55:48,966 --> 00:55:50,383
My friend is in town
with his cousin,

1125
00:55:50,467 --> 00:55:52,301
and who do you think is with him?
Sam Jones.

1126
00:55:52,469 --> 00:55:54,965
Sam Jones is here,
and John,

1127
00:55:55,049 --> 00:55:57,633
his hair is
separated in the middle.

1128
00:55:58,135 --> 00:55:59,427
Just like in the movie.

1129
00:55:59,511 --> 00:56:01,923
Yes. Come here
immediately.

1130
00:56:02,091 --> 00:56:03,341
Damn, that won't work!

1131
00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:05,301
I'm here with Lori.
I'm already on probation.

1132
00:56:07,632 --> 00:56:08,757
I can't.

1133
00:56:08,842 --> 00:56:12,219
John, Flash Gordon was the main one
influence of our formative years.

1134
00:56:12,303 --> 00:56:14,674
He taught us right and wrong,
good and evil.

1135
00:56:14,758 --> 00:56:16,551
And that's the word
"acting" apparently

1136
00:56:16,635 --> 00:56:18,385
a lot
has a broader definition.

1137
00:56:18,553 --> 00:56:21,757
FIash Gordon is the symbol
of our friendship, John.

1138
00:56:21,842 --> 00:56:23,968
Come share this with me.

1139
00:56:24,928 --> 00:56:26,220
I'm coming.

1140
00:56:26,757 --> 00:56:28,633
Rex, I have to go.

1141
00:56:29,427 --> 00:56:31,678
I'll be back in 30 minutes,
maximum, okay?

1142
00:56:31,762 --> 00:56:34,299
But Lori can't find out. She
absolutely must not know that I was gone.

1143
00:56:34,801 --> 00:56:37,511
If you help me,
everything else is fine for me.

1144
00:56:38,138 --> 00:56:40,162
I will help you with this.
She won't know anything.

1145
00:56:40,388 --> 00:56:40,932
I know this.

1146
00:56:40,975 --> 00:56:42,217
Okay, this is from one guy
against the other man.

1147
00:56:42,301 --> 00:56:44,386
I don't really know you, but
I trust you, as a man.

1148
00:56:44,470 --> 00:56:45,512
This is serious.

1149
00:56:45,799 --> 00:56:49,552
Dude, from one man to another.
I'll help you with this.

1150
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,804
Thank you.
I'll be right back.

1151
00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:55,343
I'm going to have sex
have with your girlfriend.

1152
00:57:36,967 --> 00:57:38,759
Johnny, thank you Christ
you made it.

1153
00:57:38,927 --> 00:57:40,553
Friend, I have 10 minutes.
Where's Flash Gordon?

1154
00:57:40,637 --> 00:57:41,637
Okay, are you ready?

1155
00:57:41,722 --> 00:57:44,133
Hey, Sam, this is the guy
what I told you about.

1156
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:52,635
FIash!

1157
00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:54,637
A-ah!

1158
00:57:55,347 --> 00:57:56,967
Savior of the universe!

1159
00:58:04,969 --> 00:58:05,969
FIash!

1160
00:58:06,470 --> 00:58:07,637
A-ah!

1161
00:58:08,305 --> 00:58:09,800
He will every
from saving us

1162
00:58:13,304 --> 00:58:17,343
Just a man
with the courage of a man

1163
00:58:18,637 --> 00:58:21,550
You know he's nothing but a man

1164
00:58:22,343 --> 00:58:24,677
And he can never fail.

1165
00:58:26,471 --> 00:58:31,803
None but the pure in heart
can find the golden grail.

1166
00:58:32,228 --> 00:58:34,222
...Oh..Oh........

1167
00:58:34,547 --> 00:58:36,547
...Oh..Oh........

1168
00:58:45,347 --> 00:58:46,966
How are you?
Nice to meet you.

1169
00:58:48,343 --> 00:58:50,511
I thank you for saving me
from all of us.

1170
00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:51,637
Well, you're welcome.

1171
00:58:52,014 --> 00:58:53,341
He admitted it.

1172
00:58:53,509 --> 00:58:54,551
Let's take a few shots.

1173
00:58:54,635 --> 00:58:55,677
With you?

1174
00:58:55,845 --> 00:58:57,846
Oh my God, yes!
Oh, my God, yes!

1175
00:58:57,930 --> 00:58:58,972
Come on then!

1176
00:59:02,887 --> 00:59:03,929
Thanks, Flash.

1177
00:59:04,014 --> 00:59:05,639
There you go, my friend.
Thank you.

1178
00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,676
Death to Ming!

1179
00:59:08,177 --> 00:59:09,344
Yes!

1180
00:59:12,134 --> 00:59:13,676
You know,
you seem like cool guys.

1181
00:59:13,844 --> 00:59:15,344
Do you like to party?

1182
00:59:16,930 --> 00:59:17,972
Uh...

1183
00:59:18,098 --> 00:59:19,092
Cocaine, right?

1184
00:59:19,176 --> 00:59:21,970
Come on, guys. Don't say that
you've never done that before.

1185
00:59:22,513 --> 00:59:24,681
Not lately, no.

1186
00:59:24,843 --> 00:59:26,593
I just thought that
for people in Florida.

1187
00:59:26,761 --> 00:59:27,970
You better follow me.

1188
00:59:28,137 --> 00:59:29,262
Come on.

1189
00:59:29,346 --> 00:59:30,972
Johnny, I'm scared.

1190
00:59:39,845 --> 00:59:42,471
Let's go
parties like in the 80s.

1191
00:59:42,556 --> 00:59:43,723
Show us how, Flash.

1192
00:59:43,807 --> 00:59:45,051
It's easy.

1193
00:59:45,136 --> 00:59:47,512
We need a lot of girls
suits named Stephanie.

1194
00:59:47,596 --> 00:59:49,596
God, Johnny,
I have so much energy.

1195
00:59:49,681 --> 00:59:51,467
We better start with
to do stupid things.

1196
01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:01,304
Look, Johnny, if we ever

1197
01:00:01,389 --> 01:00:02,597
to be serious about
opening a restaurant

1198
01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:03,676
we have to now
start planning.

1199
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:04,969
Italian.
Italian, yes.

1200
01:00:05,012 --> 01:00:06,721
What is the special on Tuesday?
Eggplant with Parmesan.

1201
01:00:06,805 --> 01:00:07,847
Sliced salad,
at half the price.

1202
01:00:07,931 --> 01:00:09,098
And it isn't
limited public space.

1203
01:00:09,182 --> 01:00:11,051
Yes. What do you mean?
That everyone can come.

1204
01:00:11,136 --> 01:00:12,553
Naturally.
Jews are welcome.

1205
01:00:12,637 --> 01:00:13,721
Well, yes.
Why wouldn't they be?

1206
01:00:13,805 --> 01:00:14,888
Exactly,
that's what i'm saying.

1207
01:00:14,973 --> 01:00:16,050
Why are you bringing that up?

1208
01:00:16,135 --> 01:00:17,343
You don't have to start about that
you just let them in

1209
01:00:17,428 --> 01:00:18,886
Why do you mention that?
Nobody does that.

1210
01:00:18,971 --> 01:00:20,013
Why are we talking
about it then?

1211
01:00:20,097 --> 01:00:21,556
You're talking about it. I say
just let them in

1212
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,468
Let them in. Correct. Okay.
Precisely. Good.

1213
01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:24,553
No Mexicans, though.

1214
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,510
This is how everyone
sang in the 90's.

1215
01:00:41,301 --> 01:00:43,344
Believe me, I can do this.
Shut up.

1216
01:00:43,512 --> 01:00:44,679
Let him try, man.

1217
01:00:44,805 --> 01:00:46,014
Okay, fuck it.

1218
01:00:49,512 --> 01:00:51,471
Go, go, go!

1219
01:00:59,974 --> 01:01:01,301
You son of a bitch!

1220
01:01:01,386 --> 01:01:03,554
Well, you should never have trusted me.
I'm on drugs.

1221
01:01:12,474 --> 01:01:14,301
Hey, Johnny,
I just had a great idea.

1222
01:01:14,386 --> 01:01:16,804
Let's get drunk and puke
on cars from the viaduct.

1223
01:01:16,888 --> 01:01:19,968
Come on, I'm pulling that well
not on Peter Griffin.

1224
01:01:22,930 --> 01:01:25,056
You can play any song from the '90s
do with just vowels.

1225
01:01:32,094 --> 01:01:35,263
A-E-I-O-U

1226
01:01:37,473 --> 01:01:40,636
See? There's the proof. Garfields
eyes look like a pair of tits.

1227
01:01:40,721 --> 01:01:41,721
You were right.

1228
01:01:41,805 --> 01:01:44,390
If you punch through this wall,
are you really Flash Gordon.

1229
01:01:44,558 --> 01:01:45,593
Are you going to do it?

1230
01:01:45,678 --> 01:01:46,678
I'm going to get through it.

1231
01:01:46,846 --> 01:01:48,138
Come on, Sam, do it!
Do it!

1232
01:01:49,140 --> 01:01:51,141
Oh my God!

1233
01:01:52,554 --> 01:01:53,887
Yes! He did it!

1234
01:01:55,306 --> 01:01:56,348
What in hell is your problem?

1235
01:01:56,516 --> 01:01:59,136
You're breaking my wall!
I'll break your wall!

1236
01:02:03,599 --> 01:02:04,593
Break off his arm!

1237
01:02:04,678 --> 01:02:06,470
We're dying.
We're all going to die.

1238
01:02:06,596 --> 01:02:08,055
Take him down
take him out.

1239
01:02:08,140 --> 01:02:09,140
Grab him!

1240
01:02:10,344 --> 01:02:13,221
You break my wall!
This has been my home for a long time.

1241
01:02:13,305 --> 01:02:15,098
You break my wall,
bastard men.

1242
01:02:15,182 --> 01:02:16,558
We're sorry,
it was an accident, okay?

1243
01:02:16,642 --> 01:02:19,262
I'm trying to make duck meal,
now plaster everywhere.

1244
01:02:19,346 --> 01:02:22,098
Calm. Can we talk it out?
What is your name? I'm John.

1245
01:02:22,266 --> 01:02:23,719
My name is Wan Ming.

1246
01:02:24,012 --> 01:02:25,053
Ming?

1247
01:02:25,221 --> 01:02:26,972
You pay a lot of dollars
for wall!

1248
01:02:27,056 --> 01:02:29,760
This nonsense!
This is all nonsense!

1249
01:02:29,928 --> 01:02:31,929
Death to Ming!

1250
01:02:55,512 --> 01:02:56,637
Don't rape!

1251
01:02:59,349 --> 01:03:00,390
Come on Sam, let him go.

1252
01:03:05,890 --> 01:03:08,011
You crazy!
You crazy, man!

1253
01:03:08,429 --> 01:03:09,887
Come on, James Franco.

1254
01:03:13,017 --> 01:03:15,137
You pay for wall!

1255
01:03:15,471 --> 01:03:16,972
Move over, fool!

1256
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,723
Best night ever!

1257
01:03:47,555 --> 01:03:48,763
Hey.

1258
01:03:49,056 --> 01:03:50,098
Hey, Guy.

1259
01:03:50,307 --> 01:03:51,725
What's going on?

1260
01:03:52,637 --> 01:03:55,055
This is Jared. He is the
man who spanked me.

1261
01:03:55,473 --> 01:03:56,974
And we are in love.

1262
01:03:57,976 --> 01:03:58,928
Huh?

1263
01:03:59,013 --> 01:04:01,848
It turns out I'm gay,
or whatever.

1264
01:04:02,641 --> 01:04:03,683
I had no idea.

1265
01:04:04,886 --> 01:04:08,055
Hey, Jared, let's go
grab another one of these.

1266
01:04:11,595 --> 01:04:12,721
How are you, dear?

1267
01:04:13,222 --> 01:04:14,514
Are you coming down?

1268
01:04:14,682 --> 01:04:16,516
Yes, I don't feel so good.

1269
01:04:16,684 --> 01:04:19,638
Give it a few hours.
And you'll be your old self again, Ponyboy.

1270
01:04:20,140 --> 01:04:21,432
Do you want a Xanax?

1271
01:04:23,018 --> 01:04:24,220
Come on! Oh, my God.

1272
01:04:24,304 --> 01:04:25,303
What?

1273
01:04:26,472 --> 01:04:28,140
I have to go.

1274
01:04:36,184 --> 01:04:37,220
Lori, I...

1275
01:04:38,639 --> 01:04:39,806
Lori!

1276
01:04:41,684 --> 01:04:43,971
Lori, wait, please.

1277
01:04:44,848 --> 01:04:46,723
Look, I'm sorry
I messed up...

1278
01:04:46,807 --> 01:04:48,683
John, I want you out
the apartment tonight.

1279
01:04:49,143 --> 01:04:50,554
Can I... Give
me the car keys.

1280
01:04:50,638 --> 01:04:52,514
Can I please explain? No

1281
01:04:52,724 --> 01:04:53,724
Look, I was...

1282
01:04:53,808 --> 01:04:56,220
I have a lot of it
gave up my life for you.

1283
01:04:56,388 --> 01:04:59,015
I wanted five minutes
came by and then Flash Gordon showed up...

1284
01:04:59,182 --> 01:05:01,142
Just give me
the car keys.

1285
01:05:11,473 --> 01:05:12,765
Lori.

1286
01:05:13,142 --> 01:05:14,684
Lori, please, I love you.

1287
01:05:28,472 --> 01:05:31,181
Johnny, there you are.
I needed to get some air.

1288
01:05:31,266 --> 01:05:33,350
That guy from your office
sits on the couch

1289
01:05:33,435 --> 01:05:35,555
to make love with
that Van Wilder-looking man.

1290
01:05:35,806 --> 01:05:37,807
You know what? Get the clothes on.
I don't even want to talk to you.

1291
01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:39,726
What?

1292
01:05:39,810 --> 01:05:42,055
You know
what just happened?

1293
01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:44,516
Do you have any idea?
My damn life just ended!

1294
01:05:45,226 --> 01:05:46,727
Come on.
She will go home

1295
01:05:46,805 --> 01:05:48,806
she looks at Bridget Jones
-or-something-bullshit.

1296
01:05:48,890 --> 01:05:50,323
She'll have a good cry, she'll be fine.

1297
01:05:50,349 --> 01:05:51,124
You talk to her tomorrow.

1298
01:05:51,225 --> 01:05:52,934
Come on up.
Are you even listening to me?

1299
01:05:53,019 --> 01:05:55,139
Do you actually care?

1300
01:05:56,307 --> 01:05:58,058
Of course I do, Johnny.

1301
01:05:58,143 --> 01:06:00,013
“Thunder buddies
for life,” remember?

1302
01:06:00,097 --> 01:06:02,682
Jesus! Lori was right.

1303
01:06:02,766 --> 01:06:05,143
I should have done it a long time ago
stop hanging out with you.

1304
01:06:05,310 --> 01:06:07,222
I never will
have a life with you there.

1305
01:06:07,390 --> 01:06:09,850
I am 35 years old
and I'm getting nowhere.

1306
01:06:09,934 --> 01:06:13,388
All I do is smoke weed and...
watching movies with a teddy-damn-bear.

1307
01:06:13,472 --> 01:06:15,974
Because of that, I just
lost the love of my life.

1308
01:06:16,726 --> 01:06:18,101
Johnny, I'm...

1309
01:06:18,269 --> 01:06:19,388
I'm sorry.

1310
01:06:19,556 --> 01:06:21,890
I need to be alone, Ted.
I can't see you anymore.

1311
01:06:24,602 --> 01:06:26,723
John, wait. Listen.

1312
01:06:27,099 --> 01:06:29,225
I love you!

1313
01:07:28,353 --> 01:07:31,850
So, “word through the
grapevine" is that you

1314
01:07:31,976 --> 01:07:33,059
new solo.

1315
01:07:33,269 --> 01:07:35,180
Rex, I have a lot of work
What should I start with?

1316
01:07:35,515 --> 01:07:38,599
I have tickets for Norah Jones
at the Hatch Shell tonight

1317
01:07:38,684 --> 01:07:41,310
and I would like it if
you would go with me.

1318
01:07:41,597 --> 01:07:44,599
You ask me out a week
after I broke up with someone?

1319
01:07:45,059 --> 01:07:47,227
Look, I'm not talking nonsense
rant, now.

1320
01:07:47,311 --> 01:07:48,305
Please.

1321
01:07:48,598 --> 01:07:51,934
This is the first time
that you are alone

1322
01:07:52,019 --> 01:07:53,519
in all the years
that you work here.

1323
01:07:54,181 --> 01:07:56,766
Just go out with me once.

1324
01:07:56,851 --> 01:07:58,559
And if you feel unhappy
and you hate it

1325
01:07:58,643 --> 01:08:02,974
then I promise I never
come back to this topic.

1326
01:08:04,518 --> 01:08:05,518
Please.

1327
01:08:05,769 --> 01:08:07,222
Rex, I think so
that is not wise.

1328
01:08:07,348 --> 01:08:09,474
I'm an asshole
I know that.

1329
01:08:09,559 --> 01:08:10,892
It worked for me
in high school,

1330
01:08:10,977 --> 01:08:12,477
and it's like
a reflex ever since.

1331
01:08:12,937 --> 01:08:15,099
Lori,
the worst that can happen

1332
01:08:15,475 --> 01:08:17,935
is that you are a nice one,
have a casual date

1333
01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:20,055
with a man who
just want a chance

1334
01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:23,642
to prove that he
little more than a jerk can be.

1335
01:08:23,727 --> 01:08:26,055
Plus, you're a big catch.

1336
01:08:26,140 --> 01:08:28,182
And it's about time someone
treated you that way.

1337
01:08:30,436 --> 01:08:32,431
Damn. Okay then.

1338
01:08:32,598 --> 01:08:34,808
OK. It's better
than to cry myself to sleep every night.

1339
01:08:34,892 --> 01:08:37,102
And if that means
that you leave me alone,

1340
01:08:37,186 --> 01:08:38,520
Well, that's another bonus.

1341
01:08:38,604 --> 01:08:40,056
I'll pick you up at 8:00 PM.

1342
01:08:47,642 --> 01:08:50,185
Johnny. It's me.

1343
01:08:50,603 --> 01:08:51,639
Go away.

1344
01:08:51,974 --> 01:08:54,684
Johnny, open the door,
please, I want to talk to you.

1345
01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:06,433
Jesus Christ!
What the fuck, man?

1346
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,810
Sorry. Look, Johnny, I know
you're angry, okay?

1347
01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,973
But listen to me for five seconds.

1348
01:09:11,182 --> 01:09:13,350
I saw Lori it
leaving apartment with Rex.

1349
01:09:13,435 --> 01:09:14,435
What?

1350
01:09:14,519 --> 01:09:15,853
I mean it, John.
I wanted to go talk to her

1351
01:09:15,937 --> 01:09:17,557
so they don't
would be so mad at you anymore.

1352
01:09:17,641 --> 01:09:19,017
And there he was,
he picked her up.

1353
01:09:19,101 --> 01:09:20,435
They would
go to the Hatch Shell.

1354
01:09:20,602 --> 01:09:22,519
You're fucking unbelievable
do you know?

1355
01:09:22,603 --> 01:09:24,181
How stupid
do you think i am?

1356
01:09:24,266 --> 01:09:25,766
If you think
by making up such nonsense

1357
01:09:25,851 --> 01:09:27,810
you let me choose
a kind of trust to you

1358
01:09:27,894 --> 01:09:29,061
against her
gone completely crazy.

1359
01:09:29,146 --> 01:09:31,307
Johnny, it's the truth,
I'm telling you.

1360
01:09:31,392 --> 01:09:33,309
You know what?
Get out of here.

1361
01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:36,121
You know what?
You're acting like a dick.

1362
01:09:36,147 --> 01:09:36,707
Do you know that?

1363
01:09:36,850 --> 01:09:37,133
What?

1364
01:09:37,159 --> 01:09:38,292
I'm acting like a dick?

1365
01:09:38,351 --> 01:09:39,351
Yes, you do.

1366
01:09:39,436 --> 01:09:41,437
So keep your meat hole
close for a second and listen to me.

1367
01:09:41,646 --> 01:09:43,141
Hm?
Meat hole? What?

1368
01:09:43,225 --> 01:09:44,766
That's not good
is it? No.

1369
01:09:44,934 --> 01:09:46,685
“Pudding hole”?
Is that how they say it?

1370
01:09:46,769 --> 01:09:47,853
No, it can't be that either.

1371
01:09:48,104 --> 01:09:51,350
Because: "How can you have any
pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

1372
01:09:51,518 --> 01:09:53,686
Correct? Pink Floyd.

1373
01:09:53,854 --> 01:09:55,682
See, the point is,
that you blame me

1374
01:09:55,766 --> 01:09:57,517
for something that
you did to yourself.

1375
01:09:58,185 --> 01:09:59,394
Lori was right about you.

1376
01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:03,183
You cannot take responsibility
for everything that happens in your life.

1377
01:10:03,351 --> 01:10:04,393
Ooh, and you can do that?

1378
01:10:04,477 --> 01:10:06,728
I don't have to do that.
I'm a fucking teddy bear.

1379
01:10:07,187 --> 01:10:10,350
You know? I didn't tie you down
and dragged you to that party.

1380
01:10:10,435 --> 01:10:13,395
I wanted you to come, because
yes, you are supposedly my best friend.

1381
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:14,640
You can't go there
stand like this and tell me

1382
01:10:14,725 --> 01:10:16,767
that you haven't always seen Lori
as a threat to our friendship.

1383
01:10:16,852 --> 01:10:18,227
It's coming
so much better for you

1384
01:10:18,311 --> 01:10:19,603
when you
and I'm completely gone

1385
01:10:19,688 --> 01:10:20,932
in the seat
hanging out at 9:00 PM, right?

1386
01:10:21,225 --> 01:10:22,308
Listen to yourself.

1387
01:10:22,476 --> 01:10:25,020
What am I? Emperor Ming,
that controls your mind?

1388
01:10:25,187 --> 01:10:26,770
That's your choice, John.

1389
01:10:26,974 --> 01:10:28,683
And by blaming me,
you, let you

1390
01:10:28,767 --> 01:10:30,393
making yourself look like a wimp.

1391
01:10:33,022 --> 01:10:34,766
Sometimes I think
back to that Christmas morning

1392
01:10:34,851 --> 01:10:36,018
when I was eight years old.

1393
01:10:36,102 --> 01:10:37,811
I wish I did then
received a Teddy Ruxpin.

1394
01:10:39,397 --> 01:10:40,933
Say that again.

1395
01:10:41,351 --> 01:10:44,228
Teddy Rux damn pin!

1396
01:11:07,477 --> 01:11:08,560
Damn!

1397
01:11:12,809 --> 01:11:13,892
Damn it, man!

1398
01:11:58,728 --> 01:12:00,395
Ouch! Damn! Cock sucker!

1399
01:12:01,731 --> 01:12:03,434
Damn stop! Damn!

1400
01:12:15,642 --> 01:12:16,851
Why are you crying?

1401
01:12:17,519 --> 01:12:20,813
My cock is crushed
through the TV.

1402
01:12:30,687 --> 01:12:32,479
I'm so sorry, Johnny.

1403
01:12:32,689 --> 01:12:34,147
Me too, man.

1404
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,143
I love you.

1405
01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:37,811
I also like .

1406
01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:39,646
Listen.

1407
01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:42,560
You have to let me help you get the
to straighten things out between you and Lori.

1408
01:12:42,978 --> 01:12:44,952
There are no more things
to put right.

1409
01:12:44,978 --> 01:12:45,504
She fucking hates me.

1410
01:12:45,856 --> 01:12:49,561
No, John.
We can get her back.

1411
01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:50,770
Look,

1412
01:12:51,814 --> 01:12:53,892
you remember
when you were 10,

1413
01:12:54,060 --> 01:12:56,686
and you hit that squirrel
with your BB gun?

1414
01:12:56,854 --> 01:12:58,563
And then saw
we make it fall from the tree,

1415
01:12:58,647 --> 01:13:00,684
and we both started to cry,
do you remember that?

1416
01:13:00,852 --> 01:13:02,185
And then we ran towards it

1417
01:13:02,311 --> 01:13:06,475
and tried to resuscitate it,
and it came back to life.

1418
01:13:06,643 --> 01:13:08,477
John, we can do that
do it again.

1419
01:13:08,562 --> 01:13:09,603
ted,

1420
01:13:09,813 --> 01:13:10,864
we crush her ribcage,

1421
01:13:10,890 --> 01:13:12,459
and inflate her lungs
and then resuscitate.

1422
01:13:12,518 --> 01:13:13,685
I wouldn't survive.

1423
01:13:14,895 --> 01:13:17,938
Come on. Let's go
to the Hatch Shell.

1424
01:14:06,771 --> 01:14:07,896
Yeah!

1425
01:14:07,981 --> 01:14:10,893
Thank you. We're going a short one
taking a break, but we'll be right back.

1426
01:14:19,063 --> 01:14:20,646
Play "Chopsticks",
you jazz slut.

1427
01:14:20,731 --> 01:14:21,772
Teddy!

1428
01:14:23,102 --> 01:14:24,060
How are you?

1429
01:14:24,145 --> 01:14:25,770
How are you, you
little fluffy bastard?

1430
01:14:25,855 --> 01:14:27,856
Well, I'm not handsome,
half Muslim girl

1431
01:14:27,940 --> 01:14:30,477
who sold 37 million records,
but it's okay.

1432
01:14:31,146 --> 01:14:32,563
Half-Indian, but thanks anyway.

1433
01:14:32,647 --> 01:14:33,647
Yeah, whatever.
Thanks for 9/11.

1434
01:14:33,732 --> 01:14:35,727
Listen, I want to introduce you to
a good friend of mine, okay?

1435
01:14:35,811 --> 01:14:37,562
John Bennett, Norah Jones.

1436
01:14:37,646 --> 01:14:39,230
Hello, Norah Jones.

1437
01:14:39,314 --> 01:14:41,481
Bye, sweaty.

1438
01:14:43,145 --> 01:14:44,395
Are you ready?
to shut down the room?

1439
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:47,648
Yes, ma'am. Thank you for
the chance, Miss..

1440
01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:49,728
Mrs. Jones.
Thank you.

1441
01:14:49,895 --> 01:14:51,479
Jesus, you look fantastic.

1442
01:14:51,772 --> 01:14:54,023
Well, you probably aren't
used to seeing me fully dressed.

1443
01:14:54,233 --> 01:14:58,063
That's right, I mean, I met
Norah at an event in 2002

1444
01:14:58,148 --> 01:14:59,982
for a good cause
we were both involved.

1445
01:15:00,108 --> 01:15:01,811
A wonderful charity,
for children

1446
01:15:01,894 --> 01:15:03,103
who are abused
were by a family member.

1447
01:15:03,312 --> 01:15:05,480
And we... We end up
afterwards in the back room.

1448
01:15:05,565 --> 01:15:07,560
Actually, you weren't that bad
for a guy without a penis.

1449
01:15:07,769 --> 01:15:10,896
You know, I have so many angry ones
letters written to Hasbro for this purpose.

1450
01:15:13,602 --> 01:15:14,686
Thank you.

1451
01:15:14,854 --> 01:15:16,604
Now my legs
let it rest for a while

1452
01:15:16,689 --> 01:15:18,189
I bring one
friend on stage.

1453
01:15:18,357 --> 01:15:20,477
He goes a song
singing for a special lady

1454
01:15:20,562 --> 01:15:22,730
in the audience
which he loves very much.

1455
01:15:22,897 --> 01:15:25,815
Give a big round of applause
to John Bennett.

1456
01:15:29,021 --> 01:15:31,064
Oh, my God.

1457
01:15:31,149 --> 01:15:33,018
Godmiliard.

1458
01:15:36,732 --> 01:15:38,566
I have to fuck her again.

1459
01:15:38,817 --> 01:15:39,811
Uh. . .

1460
01:15:39,895 --> 01:15:43,398
Hi, my name is John Bennett,

1461
01:15:43,733 --> 01:15:45,727
and this is
for Lori Collins.

1462
01:15:46,687 --> 01:15:47,895
Because I love you.

1463
01:15:49,064 --> 01:15:53,228
This song reminds me of the
most important night of my life.

1464
01:15:54,313 --> 01:15:55,897
The night we met.

1465
01:15:56,065 --> 01:15:59,895
This is the theme song
from the movie Octopussy.

1466
01:16:04,645 --> 01:16:11,227
♪All I wanted was a sweet
distraction For an hour or two♪

1467
01:16:12,062 --> 01:16:16,482
♪Had no intention to do
the things we've done♪

1468
01:16:17,687 --> 01:16:19,688
Still better
then Katy Perry.

1469
01:16:22,817 --> 01:16:26,397
♪Funny how
it always goes with love♪

1470
01:16:26,565 --> 01:16:30,102
♪when you don't look, you find♪

1471
01:16:30,270 --> 01:16:34,189
♪But then we're two of a kind♪

1472
01:16:35,150 --> 01:16:37,395
♪we move as one♪

1473
01:16:39,398 --> 01:16:42,400
♪We're at an all-time high♪

1474
01:16:42,770 --> 01:16:44,104
You can't handle it,
get off the stage!

1475
01:16:44,188 --> 01:16:45,731
Come on.
Give him a chance.

1476
01:16:45,756 --> 01:16:47,756
♪We'll change all that's gone before♪

1477
01:16:48,567 --> 01:16:51,312
♪Doing so much more♪

1478
01:16:51,522 --> 01:16:52,605
You're a dick!

1479
01:16:53,190 --> 01:16:54,482
♪than falling...

1480
01:16:59,023 --> 01:17:00,107
Oh, Jesus!

1481
01:17:01,687 --> 01:17:03,354
Can someone call an ambulance!

1482
01:17:12,774 --> 01:17:14,358
That was insane.

1483
01:17:14,437 --> 01:17:16,312
Have you seen how that one?
guy's body hit the ground?

1484
01:17:16,397 --> 01:17:18,022
He was like a rag doll.

1485
01:17:18,399 --> 01:17:20,400
Yes, I want there
I'd rather not talk about it.

1486
01:17:20,484 --> 01:17:22,062
Do you want anything else?
going to drink after this?

1487
01:17:22,147 --> 01:17:23,606
I feel like I do
can use something,

1488
01:17:23,632 --> 01:17:25,090
after I almost saw that guy
saw me die.

1489
01:17:25,150 --> 01:17:27,979
No, I prefer
for you to take me home.

1490
01:17:28,063 --> 01:17:29,981
A drink.
Come on.

1491
01:17:30,065 --> 01:17:31,982
No, I really don't feel like it.

1492
01:17:32,066 --> 01:17:33,894
Okay, I get it.

1493
01:17:33,979 --> 01:17:36,981
And, you know,
I don't blame you.

1494
01:17:37,065 --> 01:17:38,649
I mean,
if you think about it,

1495
01:17:38,734 --> 01:17:41,980
it was actually very unfair
him for embarrassing you like that.

1496
01:17:43,190 --> 01:17:45,650
To be clear,
I'm not ashamed at all.

1497
01:17:46,068 --> 01:17:47,602
Listen, John and I
have our problems,

1498
01:17:47,628 --> 01:17:48,881
but he has
at least tried it.

1499
01:17:51,025 --> 01:17:54,020
You know what? I want
not talking about this with you.

1500
01:17:54,522 --> 01:17:55,605
Where are you going?

1501
01:17:55,773 --> 01:17:58,775
I'll take a taxi.
I'm going home.

1502
01:18:03,066 --> 01:18:04,442
Finally.

1503
01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:16,774
Down here.

1504
01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:18,520
I'm not looking under your towel.
I swear to god.

1505
01:18:18,704 --> 01:18:21,206
I'm not looking under your towel.
I'm not watching your pleasure business.

1506
01:18:21,274 --> 01:18:22,899
Ted, what are you doing here?

1507
01:18:23,735 --> 01:18:25,062
I need to talk to you.

1508
01:18:25,564 --> 01:18:27,648
Listen, if you're here
because of John's fight for him...

1509
01:18:27,733 --> 01:18:29,608
Look, let me
speak first, okay?

1510
01:18:29,693 --> 01:18:31,563
And then you can
say whatever you want.

1511
01:18:35,984 --> 01:18:39,647
Look, John
loves you very much,

1512
01:18:39,732 --> 01:18:41,149
more than
everything in the world,

1513
01:18:41,233 --> 01:18:44,271
and he fucking falls
in pieces without you.

1514
01:18:44,814 --> 01:18:46,690
He knows he
seriously screwed up

1515
01:18:46,774 --> 01:18:50,229
but you have to believe me,
it wasn't all his fault.

1516
01:18:50,313 --> 01:18:54,024
I told him to leave you alone
night at Rex's and he said, "No"

1517
01:18:54,109 --> 01:18:58,105
He said, "no," he was going to stay there
with you, and I talked him into it, Lori.

1518
01:18:58,606 --> 01:19:00,649
So, if you like him
want to give it another chance

1519
01:19:01,276 --> 01:19:04,480
I promise I will
leave and never come back.

1520
01:19:04,648 --> 01:19:06,774
Okay?
He will be all yours.

1521
01:19:07,651 --> 01:19:09,604
Ted, that is
a very nice offer,

1522
01:19:09,689 --> 01:19:12,065
but I don't want to
that you do that.

1523
01:19:12,233 --> 01:19:13,834
This is between John and me,

1524
01:19:13,860 --> 01:19:16,255
and I don't think so
it will be fine again.

1525
01:19:16,398 --> 01:19:17,772
Yes, that's because of me!

1526
01:19:17,898 --> 01:19:21,151
Look, Lori,
you want him to be a man.

1527
01:19:21,235 --> 01:19:23,147
But as long as
he has his teddy bear,

1528
01:19:23,231 --> 01:19:25,357
he always will
be a boy.

1529
01:19:27,402 --> 01:19:30,148
He's waiting downstairs
at Charlie's now.

1530
01:19:30,315 --> 01:19:33,901
So, if you now look at
go downstairs and talk to him

1531
01:19:34,069 --> 01:19:35,897
then I am
away when you get back.

1532
01:19:36,816 --> 01:19:38,107
Forever.

1533
01:19:38,567 --> 01:19:41,479
And you will see,

1534
01:19:41,564 --> 01:19:44,566
he never will
more afraid of thunder.

1535
01:20:28,233 --> 01:20:31,855
" Michelob Ultra
Tuscan Orange Grapefruit"

1536
01:20:32,022 --> 01:20:34,315
My God,
America is collapsing.

1537
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:44,402
Hello, Ted.

1538
01:20:45,022 --> 01:20:46,064
Damn!

1539
01:21:05,274 --> 01:21:06,566
Lori, what...

1540
01:21:07,067 --> 01:21:08,109
Hello.

1541
01:21:08,277 --> 01:21:09,485
What are you doing here?

1542
01:21:10,064 --> 01:21:11,898
You can thank Ted.

1543
01:21:15,570 --> 01:21:17,773
Shall I sit down?

1544
01:21:18,233 --> 01:21:20,276
Yes, if you want.

1545
01:21:20,527 --> 01:21:21,819
Okay.

1546
01:21:23,898 --> 01:21:25,607
So, work going well?
Everything okay there?

1547
01:21:25,775 --> 01:21:28,277
Yes. Yes, the work is fine.

1548
01:21:30,065 --> 01:21:32,608
I don't think we have all day
being able to make small talk, huh?

1549
01:21:33,902 --> 01:21:37,607
If it's good for you,
I'll say what I want to say to you.

1550
01:21:38,735 --> 01:21:40,277
I can sit here and...
say I'm sorry

1551
01:21:40,361 --> 01:21:41,814
it was
a huge misunderstanding

1552
01:21:41,898 --> 01:21:44,442
and I'm ready to change,

1553
01:21:44,568 --> 01:21:46,401
but I don't think so
that you want to hear that nonsense.

1554
01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:49,565
I'm not going to try to
convince them to take me back.

1555
01:21:50,066 --> 01:21:51,108
Why would you?

1556
01:21:51,192 --> 01:21:53,110
I'm a really shitty boyfriend
been the last four years.

1557
01:21:53,194 --> 01:21:54,814
I don't deserve you.

1558
01:21:55,566 --> 01:21:59,318
I know I like our relationship
I didn't take it seriously, but Lori,

1559
01:21:59,403 --> 01:22:01,231
I love more
you than of life itself.

1560
01:22:03,192 --> 01:22:06,610
All I want is... That we
end with good conditions.

1561
01:22:06,695 --> 01:22:07,981
I owe you that.

1562
01:22:08,149 --> 01:22:10,567
I want you to be happy.
You deserve that.

1563
01:22:11,402 --> 01:22:15,357
And I hope maybe we do
can still be friends.

1564
01:22:17,068 --> 01:22:18,986
Thank you for being so honest.

1565
01:22:22,067 --> 01:22:24,026
That's about it.

1566
01:22:26,774 --> 01:22:27,898
Thanks for coming.

1567
01:22:59,358 --> 01:23:00,483
Whoa!

1568
01:23:03,571 --> 01:23:06,150
Yes, as you can see

1569
01:23:06,234 --> 01:23:09,570
you are already part of us
family for quite some time.

1570
01:23:11,399 --> 01:23:12,649
Welcome home.

1571
01:23:12,734 --> 01:23:14,276
Yes, it's fine
funny, actually.

1572
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:16,737
I have a lot
pictures of you hang in my house.

1573
01:23:16,988 --> 01:23:18,733
Is he all mine, daddy?

1574
01:23:19,359 --> 01:23:21,559
Yes, that's him
my little winner.

1575
01:23:21,785 --> 01:23:22,878
Yes, he is.

1576
01:23:23,029 --> 01:23:25,108
Ted, you are
arrived at the right time.

1577
01:23:25,192 --> 01:23:26,943
It's almost
Robert's playtime.

1578
01:23:27,153 --> 01:23:29,529
Yes, I think so
you don't have a PS3.

1579
01:23:29,613 --> 01:23:32,483
I'm guessing you're more of a "wooden one."
horse with horsehair " are family.

1580
01:23:33,318 --> 01:23:34,902
Yes.

1581
01:23:34,987 --> 01:23:36,857
No Yes. No

1582
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:38,400
Yes.

1583
01:23:45,944 --> 01:23:47,903
Yes, look,
there he is.

1584
01:23:48,196 --> 01:23:51,693
Now, Ted, you're Robert's now, okay?
You do what he says.

1585
01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:53,861
You think you can
get away with kidnapping?

1586
01:23:54,028 --> 01:23:55,362
That's a damn
nice example you set...

1587
01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:56,566
Language!

1588
01:23:56,650 --> 01:23:58,151
Sorry. Sorry.

1589
01:24:03,401 --> 01:24:06,361
You know, Ted,
when I was a little boy,

1590
01:24:08,442 --> 01:24:10,651
I saw you on television.

1591
01:24:10,819 --> 01:24:12,278
And I thought you
the most amazing thing,

1592
01:24:12,362 --> 01:24:15,023
and most beautiful thing
I've ever seen. Ever.

1593
01:24:16,151 --> 01:24:20,821
And I asked my father if I
could have a magical little teddy bear.

1594
01:24:20,905 --> 01:24:22,316
And he said, "No."

1595
01:24:22,693 --> 01:24:24,902
Can you do the rest of it?
email this story to me?

1596
01:24:25,279 --> 01:24:27,318
I was completely devastated.

1597
01:24:28,025 --> 01:24:30,819
And I promised myself
that if I ever had a son,

1598
01:24:30,987 --> 01:24:36,067
I never, ever
would ever say no to him.

1599
01:24:38,195 --> 01:24:39,487
Never.

1600
01:24:39,655 --> 01:24:42,651
Maybe "no" to a Snicker bar
once in a while wouldn't hurt.

1601
01:24:42,736 --> 01:24:44,737
Me and Ted are going
become best friends, daddy.

1602
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,276
Yes, that's true
my little squirrel.

1603
01:24:51,905 --> 01:24:53,525
Have a nice playtime.

1604
01:24:55,486 --> 01:24:57,570
Jesus fucking Christ!

1605
01:24:57,654 --> 01:24:59,774
I once said one
bad word at once.

1606
01:25:00,568 --> 01:25:02,193
Father has
punished me for that.

1607
01:25:02,278 --> 01:25:04,529
That's a great story.
It feels like I was there.

1608
01:25:04,739 --> 01:25:06,525
Dad gave me an ouch.

1609
01:25:06,818 --> 01:25:09,528
Now, I have to
give you an ouch.

1610
01:25:14,570 --> 01:25:16,904
Okay, boy, you win.
We do it your way.

1611
01:25:16,989 --> 01:25:18,566
What do you want to do?
Do you want to play a game?

1612
01:25:18,650 --> 01:25:20,067
It's playtime, right?
We're playing a game.

1613
01:25:20,152 --> 01:25:22,069
Yes, I want
play a game.

1614
01:25:22,154 --> 01:25:24,196
Good, good. Let's see.
Shall we...

1615
01:25:24,281 --> 01:25:26,025
Shall we have one?
play a game of hide and seek?

1616
01:25:26,402 --> 01:25:28,611
I like to play hide and seek.
I will hide.

1617
01:25:28,779 --> 01:25:30,947
Now, wait a minute, there.

1618
01:25:31,025 --> 01:25:33,357
Your father wants you anyway
shows good manners.

1619
01:25:33,383 --> 01:25:34,595
Right, Tubby Macvet guy?

1620
01:25:34,904 --> 01:25:36,780
Okay. You hide first.

1621
01:25:36,865 --> 01:25:37,942
Good. Fantastic.

1622
01:25:38,026 --> 01:25:41,528
Okay, now you count to 100, and
then you try to find me, okay?

1623
01:25:41,612 --> 01:25:42,654
Okay.

1624
01:25:44,192 --> 01:25:46,861
Do I have to use my hands?
wash before playing this game?

1625
01:25:47,571 --> 01:25:49,268
No, that's one
weird fucking question.

1626
01:25:49,294 --> 01:25:50,884
No, just start counting.

1627
01:25:52,987 --> 01:25:55,071
One, two,

1628
01:25:55,948 --> 01:25:59,403
three, four, five,

1629
01:26:00,112 --> 01:26:02,196
six, seven...

1630
01:26:02,364 --> 01:26:04,526
Don't peek now,
or you will get childhood cancer.

1631
01:26:04,694 --> 01:26:07,988
...Eight, nine, ten,

1632
01:26:08,656 --> 01:26:12,111
eleven, twelve,
thirteen...

1633
01:26:20,930 --> 01:26:23,623
♪Children behave♪

1634
01:26:24,148 --> 01:26:27,148
♪That's what they say when we're together♪

1635
01:26:27,773 --> 01:26:30,567
♪And watch how you play♪

1636
01:26:31,192 --> 01:26:32,892
♪They don't understand♪

1637
01:26:33,217 --> 01:26:34,517
♪And so we're♪

1638
01:26:34,542 --> 01:26:37,136
♪Running just as fast as we can♪

1639
01:26:38,161 --> 01:26:40,361
♪Holdin' on to one another's hand♪

1640
01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:44,279
♪Tryin' to get away into the night♪

1641
01:26:44,704 --> 01:26:46,704
♪And then you put your arms around me♪

1642
01:26:46,729 --> 01:26:48,723
♪And we tumble to the ground♪

1643
01:26:48,848 --> 01:26:49,648
♪And then you say♪

1644
01:26:49,973 --> 01:26:51,873
♪I think we're alone now♪

1645
01:27:03,904 --> 01:27:05,155
Oh!

1646
01:27:31,365 --> 01:27:34,194
Hey.

1647
01:27:35,488 --> 01:27:36,780
You're walking home alone, huh?

1648
01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:38,282
Yes.

1649
01:27:39,611 --> 01:27:40,778
Do you need a lift?

1650
01:27:41,196 --> 01:27:42,280
Oh, I'm okay.

1651
01:27:42,364 --> 01:27:45,026
If I'm raped, it's mine
guilt because of the clothes I wear.

1652
01:27:45,902 --> 01:27:48,112
Listen, John.

1653
01:27:49,364 --> 01:27:51,609
There's something that I
have to say to you.

1654
01:28:07,030 --> 01:28:08,739
Hey.
Hey.

1655
01:28:08,990 --> 01:28:10,651
John, I hope...

1656
01:28:11,403 --> 01:28:13,571
Listen, I don't want that
you think that...

1657
01:28:16,694 --> 01:28:18,027
Sorry.

1658
01:28:18,529 --> 01:28:21,489
I want us to keep talking,
because I think we might...

1659
01:28:22,658 --> 01:28:23,694
Go ahead.

1660
01:28:23,778 --> 01:28:25,487
Whoever this is
it's not the right time.

1661
01:28:25,572 --> 01:28:27,030
John, it's me.
Can you hear me?

1662
01:28:27,532 --> 01:28:29,693
Ted? Listen,
I'll have to call you back later.

1663
01:28:29,777 --> 01:28:31,737
No, John, don't hang up!
I'm in trouble.

1664
01:28:32,155 --> 01:28:33,405
What do you mean?
What kind of problems?

1665
01:28:33,573 --> 01:28:35,615
They have me. That weird one
guy from the park,

1666
01:28:35,694 --> 01:28:37,361
and that child whose me
thinks it's his son

1667
01:28:37,446 --> 01:28:38,821
but it could also be his lover,
I don't know.

1668
01:28:38,905 --> 01:28:40,239
Whoa, whoa, calm down.
Where are you?

1669
01:28:40,490 --> 01:28:41,574
Uh...

1670
01:28:41,658 --> 01:28:43,027
I'm not sure, it's...

1671
01:28:44,238 --> 01:28:46,239
Hello? Hello, John?

1672
01:28:47,616 --> 01:28:48,652
Hello?

1673
01:28:49,487 --> 01:28:51,988
You are not
Polite guest, right?

1674
01:28:52,072 --> 01:28:53,156
Damn!

1675
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:55,444
Ted, hello? Ted?

1676
01:28:55,528 --> 01:28:56,903
What is?
Is he okay?

1677
01:28:57,363 --> 01:28:59,072
Don't know.
Where is he?

1678
01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:00,949
Don't know.
He said he was in trouble.

1679
01:29:01,778 --> 01:29:03,154
Can you call him back?

1680
01:29:03,238 --> 01:29:04,447
No, it's blocked.

1681
01:29:05,615 --> 01:29:06,699
Wait a minute.

1682
01:29:10,740 --> 01:29:12,698
Departure. Take Columbus
to Herald and then onto the highway.

1683
01:29:16,697 --> 01:29:19,073
You bring us in
a dire situation.

1684
01:29:19,283 --> 01:29:20,736
We have to get out of here now.

1685
01:29:20,862 --> 01:29:22,279
Yes. Good idea.

1686
01:29:24,741 --> 01:29:26,736
You "F-ing A-hole."

1687
01:29:52,863 --> 01:29:57,031
We tried
with other teddy bears,

1688
01:29:57,116 --> 01:29:58,736
but none of them
them was like you, Ted.

1689
01:30:02,657 --> 01:30:04,283
Hello, 911?

1690
01:30:04,409 --> 01:30:05,695
I have the
police needed right now.

1691
01:30:05,863 --> 01:30:07,864
A man has
brought my teddy bear.

1692
01:30:08,657 --> 01:30:09,699
Hello?

1693
01:30:12,572 --> 01:30:14,739
Let me out of here
you crazy bastard!

1694
01:30:16,158 --> 01:30:18,445
I hear the fat kid walking.
I hear the fat kid walking.

1695
01:30:18,529 --> 01:30:20,697
I bet it's hilarious.
Let me out of here!

1696
01:30:20,906 --> 01:30:22,782
I am a citizen of the
United States of America

1697
01:30:22,867 --> 01:30:24,236
and I have rights!

1698
01:30:26,990 --> 01:30:28,532
Robert, seat belt.

1699
01:30:29,492 --> 01:30:31,362
It has to be done
be here somewhere.

1700
01:30:35,659 --> 01:30:36,694
Johnny!

1701
01:30:37,279 --> 01:30:39,780
Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop!
They are, turn back!

1702
01:30:46,031 --> 01:30:47,073
Stay with them.

1703
01:30:55,034 --> 01:30:56,070
Hold on tight!

1704
01:31:14,076 --> 01:31:15,362
Back off, Susan Boyle!

1705
01:31:20,576 --> 01:31:22,654
Oh my God! He's going to jump!
Get closer.

1706
01:31:27,612 --> 01:31:29,447
Okay, easy.
Come on, Ted.

1707
01:31:33,034 --> 01:31:34,112
Damn!
Yes!

1708
01:31:34,405 --> 01:31:36,781
Hey, Johnny!
Totally T.J. Hooker, right?

1709
01:31:36,866 --> 01:31:38,116
Yes! Damn-A right!

1710
01:31:41,697 --> 01:31:42,822
Oh damn!

1711
01:31:48,030 --> 01:31:49,030
Forward! Forward! Forward!

1712
01:32:01,865 --> 01:32:03,157
Father!

1713
01:32:05,201 --> 01:32:07,071
Let's see how
well you know these streets.

1714
01:32:09,032 --> 01:32:10,074
Where is he?

1715
01:32:30,869 --> 01:32:31,988
Jesus!

1716
01:32:44,447 --> 01:32:45,697
There he is.
Get out of the way.

1717
01:33:19,242 --> 01:33:20,284
Where?

1718
01:33:22,364 --> 01:33:23,573
No!

1719
01:33:23,657 --> 01:33:27,742
You get
my teddy bear doesn't!

1720
01:33:34,202 --> 01:33:35,697
Come on!

1721
01:33:35,781 --> 01:33:36,823
Sorry.

1722
01:33:36,907 --> 01:33:38,867
Someone had to Joan
Let Crawford loose on that kid.

1723
01:33:39,160 --> 01:33:40,702
Come on.

1724
01:33:45,368 --> 01:33:46,535
Ted?

1725
01:33:53,244 --> 01:33:54,363
Oh my God!

1726
01:33:57,576 --> 01:33:58,617
Damn!

1727
01:34:24,703 --> 01:34:25,744
Jesus.

1728
01:34:26,031 --> 01:34:27,949
Stay here. Stand here!
No, John!

1729
01:34:39,240 --> 01:34:40,782
You're mine, Ted!

1730
01:34:41,117 --> 01:34:43,618
Screw it, buddy.
I belong to John Bennett.

1731
01:34:43,703 --> 01:34:47,366
But I can give you love
and rocking horses,

1732
01:34:47,993 --> 01:34:49,535
and dancing.

1733
01:34:49,828 --> 01:34:52,281
I think we're on
this point are very far apart.

1734
01:35:12,616 --> 01:35:14,325
Ted!
Johnny!

1735
01:36:02,324 --> 01:36:03,324
Oh my God!

1736
01:36:03,409 --> 01:36:04,659
Ted!

1737
01:36:06,954 --> 01:36:08,031
John.

1738
01:36:08,700 --> 01:36:10,534
Lori, pick up the stuffing.
Get it all.

1739
01:36:16,033 --> 01:36:17,492
Johnny.

1740
01:36:17,702 --> 01:36:19,411
Everything's going to be okay, buddy.
Did you understand that?

1741
01:36:19,495 --> 01:36:20,739
You'll be fine again.

1742
01:36:21,575 --> 01:36:24,660
Jesus, I look like
that robot from Aliens.

1743
01:36:24,744 --> 01:36:26,620
No, look at me, friend.

1744
01:36:26,705 --> 01:36:28,199
I promise you,
that you will be fine.

1745
01:36:29,452 --> 01:36:31,911
I don't think so. I am...

1746
01:36:33,908 --> 01:36:34,992
I'm in trouble.

1747
01:36:35,994 --> 01:36:37,034
I have to...

1748
01:36:37,536 --> 01:36:39,036
I have to
tell you something.

1749
01:36:39,532 --> 01:36:40,699
What is it?

1750
01:36:42,952 --> 01:36:45,787
Never lose her again.

1751
01:36:46,533 --> 01:36:48,701
She is the most important...

1752
01:36:51,163 --> 01:36:53,491
the most important
part of your life.

1753
01:36:55,494 --> 01:36:58,203
Even more than me.

1754
01:36:59,324 --> 01:37:01,868
She is you
damn buddy now.

1755
01:37:03,036 --> 01:37:04,871
She is. . .

1756
01:37:47,745 --> 01:37:49,288
I got it.

1757
01:38:05,035 --> 01:38:07,162
Baby, I don't know if
this will work.

1758
01:38:07,246 --> 01:38:08,371
Please, just try it.

1759
01:38:18,412 --> 01:38:20,079
Come on, buddy.

1760
01:39:06,534 --> 01:39:08,910
I'm so sorry.

1761
01:39:09,370 --> 01:39:12,205
You did what you could
.

1762
01:39:12,909 --> 01:39:14,910
I'm so sorry.

1763
01:41:49,165 --> 01:41:50,123
Ted!

1764
01:41:50,207 --> 01:41:51,291
I'm alive, Johnny!

1765
01:41:51,459 --> 01:41:52,453
Oh my God!

1766
01:41:52,537 --> 01:41:54,829
I am alive.
Your magical wish worked!

1767
01:41:55,664 --> 01:41:56,706
You're back!

1768
01:41:56,915 --> 01:41:58,785
Yeah, I mean,
if you screwed me

1769
01:41:58,870 --> 01:42:00,745
Do you have some of the filling?
stuck in the wrong places

1770
01:42:00,830 --> 01:42:02,622
so I'm a little deformed.

1771
01:42:02,707 --> 01:42:05,536
But will you take care of me?
forever and ever?

1772
01:42:07,664 --> 01:42:09,665
I'm just kidding.
I thought it would be funny

1773
01:42:09,749 --> 01:42:11,327
if you thought that
I was fucking retarded.

1774
01:42:11,704 --> 01:42:12,871
You dick!

1775
01:42:13,289 --> 01:42:15,206
Come here, you son of a bitch.

1776
01:42:17,035 --> 01:42:18,077
Ah!

1777
01:42:18,370 --> 01:42:19,745
Welcome back, Ted.

1778
01:42:22,458 --> 01:42:23,493
It was you.

1779
01:42:24,745 --> 01:42:25,787
You did it.

1780
01:42:26,247 --> 01:42:27,622
Well damn it!

1781
01:42:28,124 --> 01:42:29,785
You wished
my life back.

1782
01:42:30,036 --> 01:42:32,329
No

1783
01:42:32,539 --> 01:42:34,331
I wished my life back.

1784
01:42:47,082 --> 01:42:48,124
I love you.

1785
01:42:48,542 --> 01:42:50,245
I love you, too.

1786
01:42:52,248 --> 01:42:55,125
And I want you to know that,
after last night

1787
01:42:55,203 --> 01:42:58,247
that I never want anyone again
lose something that is so important to me.

1788
01:42:58,331 --> 01:43:00,623
I'm not going any longer
waiting to start my life.

1789
01:43:01,619 --> 01:43:03,078
Lori,

1790
01:43:04,456 --> 01:43:05,956
will you marry me?

1791
01:43:07,625 --> 01:43:10,371
Everything I ever wanted
was you, John Bennett.

1792
01:43:15,455 --> 01:43:20,249
So, John, Lori and Ted
lived happily ever after.

1793
01:43:20,542 --> 01:43:22,671
After them
had finally discovered,

1794
01:43:22,697 --> 01:43:25,440
that all they really
needed was each other.

1795
01:43:27,745 --> 01:43:30,831
John and Lori became
married in Cambridge

1796
01:43:30,915 --> 01:43:34,203
by a whole
special "Judge of the Peace."

1797
01:43:34,872 --> 01:43:37,623
By the power given to me

1798
01:43:37,708 --> 01:43:40,704
by the New York Jets

1799
01:43:40,830 --> 01:43:44,832
And by the united peoples
from the planet Mongo,

1800
01:43:44,958 --> 01:43:48,746
I declare
your husband and wife.

1801
01:43:48,831 --> 01:43:51,124
You may kiss the bride,
Johnny.

1802
01:44:09,624 --> 01:44:12,620
Hello. Tom Skerritt.

1803
01:44:13,038 --> 01:44:14,539
Tom Skerritt! Wow!

1804
01:44:14,999 --> 01:44:17,250
Thank you very much for coming.

1805
01:44:17,334 --> 01:44:20,539
My daughter better be alive
you sick son of a bitch.

1806
01:44:21,708 --> 01:44:24,744
I'm like this
fake happy for her.

1807
01:45:12,499 --> 01:45:13,166
You know, Sam,

1808
01:45:13,192 --> 01:45:15,854
there's only one way to do it
to end a perfect day.

1809
01:45:15,913 --> 01:45:16,872
What is that?

1810
01:45:16,956 --> 01:45:18,039
Flash jumped.

1811
01:45:18,124 --> 01:45:19,749
Correct.

1812
01:45:19,834 --> 01:45:22,830
One, two, three!

1813
01:45:22,998 --> 01:45:25,249
Yay!

1814
01:45:28,913 --> 01:45:32,666
And that's the story
of how one magical wish

1815
01:45:32,750 --> 01:45:37,165
life changed forever
of three very special friends.

1816
01:45:37,583 --> 01:45:39,619
Ted and Tami-Lynn put their

1817
01:45:39,645 --> 01:45:42,314
fiery love affair
for quite some time to come.

1818
01:45:42,373 --> 01:45:45,667
One afternoon, Ted
caught behind the deli counter

1819
01:45:45,751 --> 01:45:49,205
while he was eating potato salad
food was from Tami-Lynn's bare bottom.

1820
01:45:49,290 --> 01:45:52,709
He became direct
promoted to store manager.

1821
01:45:53,085 --> 01:45:55,330
Sam Jones
moved back to Hollywood

1822
01:45:55,415 --> 01:45:58,041
with the aim of again
to start his film career.

1823
01:45:58,126 --> 01:46:00,037
He currently lives in Burbank

1824
01:46:00,122 --> 01:46:01,998
where he shares a studio apartment

1825
01:46:02,116 --> 01:46:03,617
with his roommate,
Brandon Routh.

1826
01:46:04,501 --> 01:46:08,206
Remember Brandon Routh from
that god-bad superman movie?

1827
01:46:08,291 --> 01:46:09,748
Jesus Christ!

1828
01:46:09,833 --> 01:46:11,489
Thanks for having us
to make you curious,

1829
01:46:11,515 --> 01:46:13,730
and then that gigantic one
to unleash rubbish on us.

1830
01:46:14,081 --> 01:46:17,292
Rex was forced
to stop the hunt for Lori.

1831
01:46:17,376 --> 01:46:20,289
Not long after,
he fell into a deep depression

1832
01:46:20,373 --> 01:46:22,708
and died of
Lou Gehrig's disease.

1833
01:46:23,168 --> 01:46:25,663
Donny was arrested
by the Boston Police

1834
01:46:25,747 --> 01:46:28,499
and was indicted for
kidnapping a plush toy.

1835
01:46:28,584 --> 01:46:31,126
The charges were dropped
when everyone realised

1836
01:46:31,210 --> 01:46:33,706
how stupid
that all sounded.

1837
01:46:34,166 --> 01:46:37,585
Robert got a trainer, lost one
significant amount of weight

1838
01:46:37,669 --> 01:46:38,955
and proceeded to become

1839
01:46:39,039 --> 01:46:41,082
Taylor Lautner.